All Posts Tagged With: "Wingnuts"

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If “Balls” Means Evil Then Yes

I’m officially terrified by Rick Perry voters.

4Aug2011 | Unstable Isotope | 20 comments | Continued
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Is The Wingularity Nigh?

Are we entering the wingnut end times where the pure and perfect wingnut emerges?

28Jul2011 | Unstable Isotope | 7 comments | Continued
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Rightwing Wingnut Recalled

AZ Senate President Russell Pearce has been recalled from office.
Pearce is the author of the controversial SB 1070, the anti-immigration, “papers please” law that went into effect last year but is now hung up in court.
In a swift affirmation of Arizona’s fast growing and powerful new political movement, Secretary of State Ken Bennett notified [...]

11Jul2011 | MJ | 11 comments | Continued
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A Little Off the Top, Please

My parents always told me that we as Jews were a very optimistic people. We cut it off before we know how long it’s going to be. In California, a group of “intactivists” want to ban circumcision altogether.
This is just a dumb-headed idea and shows the problem with citizen initiative process. [...]

8Jun2011 | MJ | 97 comments | Continued
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No Promo Homo in Tennessee

The Tennessee legislature is considering a bill that will prohibit teachers from discussing any sexuality except heterosexuality for kids in grades K-8. SB 49 is set for full Senate action on Monday, May 9.
Sen. Stacey Campfield (R) is passionate about this legislation, which he previously sponsored unsuccessfully in the state House for six years. [...]

7May2011 | MJ | 20 comments | Continued
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Friday’s Asshat of the Day

Who remembers Judge Roy Moore? He was the pre-teabag Alabama Supreme Court Justice who refused to obey a Federal court order to remove a monument of the 10 Commandments from his courthouse. He not only lost the case, he lost his job.
Well, it seems as one of his acolytes, Alabama Supreme Court Justice [...]

29Oct2010 | MJ | 4 comments | Continued
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Desparate and Stupid

What can we say about O’Whack-a-Mole’s political commercials. To me, their amateurish at best. My guess is that her ambulance-chasing former campaign manager set her up with some media shop who promised great commercials that would help her win. Instead, they’ve turned out dreck!
Witchiepooh has yet to run a single positive commercial [...]

26Oct2010 | MJ | 7 comments | Continued
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The 25 Worst Americans In History…According To RWNJs

I’ll bet you can’t wait to find out who wingnuts think is the worst American in history.

14Aug2010 | Unstable Isotope | 30 comments | Continued
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Tea Party Nation’s Master Plan to Repeal HCR

Look what landed in my email box:

Tea Party Nation

A message to all members of Tea Party Nation

Now we fight!!!
Over the last few days, you have heard very little from Tea Party Nation on the Socialist Health Care vote. This was by design. We had little more to offer than other patriot groups and [...]

23Mar2010 | MJ | 12 comments | Continued
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NY-23: Scozzafava Endorses Owens

The GOP war is now fully engaged:
Scozzafava released the following statement at 2 :06 p.m.:
I want to thank you for your support and friendship. Over the past 24 hours, I have had encouraging words sent to my family and me. Many of you have asked me whom you should support on Tuesday.
Since announcing the suspension [...]

1Nov2009 | Unstable Isotope | 31 comments | Continued
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The GOP Cult

Frank Rich ponders the NY-23 special election and what it means for the GOP:
The battle for upstate New York confirms just how swiftly the right has devolved into a wacky, paranoid cult that is as eager to eat its own as it is to destroy Obama. The movement’s undisputed leaders, Palin and Beck, neither of [...]

1Nov2009 | Unstable Isotope | 34 comments | Continued
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Wingnutland

We saw national and local winguts rend their own flesh when the United States lost the bid to host the Summer Olympics in 2016 and, on Friday morning, we watched again as these same wingnuts spit blood and other bile as the President of the United States was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Somebody in the [...]

11Oct2009 | nemski | 13 comments | Continued
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Newsmax wants a Military Coup over Obama

I mean wow. Just wow. But the right doesn’t insight violence…nahhhhhhh
From John L. Perry at Newsmax:
There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the Obama problem. Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic.
America isn’t the Third World. If a military coup does occur here it will be civilized. [...]

30Sep2009 | Donvictimiti | 10 comments | Continued
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Bush: ‘Gog and Magog Made Me Do It’

Invade Iraq, that is. And just one more story the MSM didn’t cover: A raging born-again religious fanatic lunatic was President.
El Somnambulo cannot make this stuff up. But here’s the sourced inside skinny, starting w/Daily Kos, and continuing with an account from the Council for Secular Humanism:
Incredibly, President George W. Bush told French President Jacques [...]

6Aug2009 | El Somnambulo | 11 comments | Continued
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Kay Bailey Hutchison: Rick Perry Gay?

Oh those wacky Rethugs. Talking Points Memo, by way of the Austin American-Statesman (if Texas secedes, can we please keep Austin?), reports that the campaign of Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, who is primarying  incumbent Texas Gov. Rick “Secession Now” Perry, “included hidden phrases including “rick perry gay” in order to draw hits to its website.
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30Jul2009 | El Somnambulo | 11 comments | Continued
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Yep, He Was a Wingnut

While the Bush ‘Justice’ Department was infiltrating groups like the Audubon Society and those militant Quaker groups (irony intended), weapons-toting self-styled “Freemen” like Scott Roeder were doing whatever the hell they wanted. After all, just how dangerous could Roeder be?:
Those who know Roeder said he believed that killing abortion doctors was an act of justifiable [...]

1Jun2009 | El Somnambulo | 31 comments | Continued
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Those Nat’l Org. for Marriage Folks Are At It Again–This Time With Kids!!

‘Bulo sincerely hopes you haven’t taken any psychedelics in the last couple of hours.
If you have, then you may want to step away from the screen for awhile as he unveils the most effective deterrent of ‘aberrant behavior’ since “Reefer Madness”:
The Beast Who Slumbers is told that  an ‘answer’ satirical commercial has already surfaced. But, [...]

21May2009 | El Somnambulo | 26 comments | Continued
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…Because, Of Course, Black People Really Don’t Matter

Rethug talking butthole Bryon (oops, it’s Byron, like the Lord) York says that Obama’s high job approval ratings are deceptively high b/c, well, let’s just let the Duke of York provide his own steel-trap logic:
On his 100th day in office, Barack Obama enjoys high job approval ratings, no matter what poll you consult. But if [...]

30Apr2009 | El Somnambulo | 7 comments | Continued
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Maybe We Shouldn’t Be Laughing At Texas

The Texas secessionist talk is growing.  To liberals, myself included, it’s the joke that keeps on giving, but, to a certain segment of Texans, secession is serious business.  Once again, the talk is escalating, and it’s not funny – especially if you’re a liberal, minority, or non-christian living in Texas.
From Free Republic Threads on Texas [...]

26Apr2009 | pandora | 13 comments | Continued
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Evolution Vs. Swedish Socialism: What’s a Wingnut to Do? UPDATED with Video!

No, this is not a hypothetical from El Somnambulo’s psychedelics-ravaged mind.
From our friends in socialist Sweden comes news that a chimpanzee at a Swedish zoo calmly collects rocks in the morning to hurl at onlookers later in the day.
“These observations convincingly show that our fellow apes do consider the future in a very complex way,” [...]

10Mar2009 | El Somnambulo | 12 comments | Continued

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