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Crossing the Line

Filed in National by on June 27, 2012 47 Comments
Crossing the Line

The Sheriff of Nuttingham and his wife are promoting the assassination of elected officials who oppose them.

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Taking the Klown Kar Show on the Road

Filed in Delaware by on June 1, 2012 16 Comments
Taking the Klown Kar Show on the Road

It seems as though Delaware isn’t a big enough stage for the egotistical would be lawman, Sussex County Sheriff Jeff Christopher. Now his show is going on the road. Granted it isn’t very far, only over to Carroll County, MD, but it seems as though Jeff needs to take his grifter antics to empty the […]

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Gun Nuts Gone Amok

Filed in National by on May 2, 2012 6 Comments

A self-appointed border guard and racist is suspected in the murder of 4 people before he took the chickenshit coward’s way out and killed himself. Longtime white supremacist and border vigilante JT Ready saw himself as part of a war that few others would fight. He amassed weapons. He donned a uniform. He formed his […]

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It’s Getting Mighty Deep in Sussex

Filed in Delaware by on April 14, 2012 25 Comments

The sheriff is a lie, and his breath smells, too.

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It’s About to Get A Bit Crazier in Sussex

Filed in Delaware by on April 12, 2012 9 Comments
It’s About to Get A Bit Crazier in Sussex

Sheriff Woody is bringing in reinforcements. Hopefully they’ll have to check their guns at the door.

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Has Anyone Seen Short’s or Simpson’s Huevos?

Filed in National by on March 27, 2012 9 Comments

It appears that Rep. Danny Short and Sen. Gary Simpson have misplaced their manhood. Yes, they have become eunuchs. WGMD is reporting that Short and Simpson have asked that the hearing on HB 290, which would clarify the duties of sheriffs in Delaware, be canceled tomorrow.

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Clipping Sheriff Jeff’s Wings

Filed in Delaware by on March 22, 2012 10 Comments

Finally, members of the General Assembly have decided to do something about renegade Sussex County Sheriff Jeff Christopher. We have had numerous posts about the wannabe cop deciding that not only that he had police powers (he doesn’t), that he was the supreme law of the land (he isn’t), and that he was sovereign to all other elected officials in Sussex County (he’s not).

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The Sheriff Stands for ‘Merica

Filed in Delaware by on December 22, 2011 28 Comments
The Sheriff Stands for ‘Merica

In his never ending quest to show that he has the biggest penis in Southern Delaware, Sussex County Teabag Sheriff Jeff Christopher believes he’s sovereign over everything and everyone one in the county. So much so that he sent the following email out to numerous county employees, news people, and anyone else he decided he […]

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Sussex County Smackdown – Round Four

Filed in Delaware by on December 16, 2011 5 Comments

It’s official. The AG’s office will not prosecute Vance Phillips for his alleged assault on Sheriff Woody. In a four page letter delivered to Georgetown Police Chief William Topping today, Sussex County Chief Prosecutor Paula Ryan advised that the “Department of Justice [will] forego prosecution of the above referenced matter.” She called into question Christopher’s […]

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The Arrogance of Being Jeff Christopher

Filed in Delaware by on December 3, 2011 71 Comments

In the never ending battle to see who has the bigger penis, Sussex County Sheriff and would be super cop Jeff Christopher has told County Council to bugger off. In a long rambling response to County Administrator David Baker’s October 31 memo, Christopher said that he would ignore the memo and continue to make traffic stops and execute criminal warrants.

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Sussex County Smackdown – Round 3

Filed in Delaware by on November 22, 2011 81 Comments

Welcome to the latest episode of the feud between Sussex County Sheriff Jeff Christopher and the County Council. In today’s installment, Christopher has been ordered to stop all of his illegal actions.

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Bodie and the Sheriff Shoot Themselves in the Foot

Filed in Delaware by on October 11, 2011 6 Comments

It seems as though there are a few Republicans down here in Sussex that are not towing the teabagger line. I know, it’s hard to believe but it’s true. At last night’s GOP Executive Committee meeting, Eric “St. Bodie Girl” Bodenweiser brought forth his resolution to support Sheriff Jeff Christopher’s request for “more training” for his deputies. The resolution was soundly defeated.

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Taking the Law into One’s Own Hands

Filed in Delaware by on October 5, 2011 22 Comments

Seems that some of the folks who work for the sheriff’s department down here in Sussex can’t get it through their thick heads that they are not law enforcement officers. I’ve received numerous reports of an incident that occurred last Friday near Lincoln. A sheriff’s deputy, in uniform and driving a sheriff’s vehicle, decided that […]

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