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Crossing the Line

By MJ June 27, 201247 Comments

The Sheriff of Nuttingham and his wife are promoting the assassination of elected officials who oppose them.

Taking the Klown Kar Show on the Road

By MJ June 1, 201216 Comments

It seems as though Delaware isn't a big enough stage for the egotistical would be lawman, Sussex County Sheriff Jeff Christopher. Now his show is going on the road. Granted…

Gun Nuts Gone Amok

By MJ May 2, 20126 Comments

A self-appointed border guard and racist is suspected in the murder of 4 people before he took the chickenshit coward's way out and killed himself. Longtime white supremacist and border…

It’s Getting Mighty Deep in Sussex

By MJ April 14, 201225 Comments

The sheriff is a lie, and his breath smells, too.

It’s About to Get A Bit Crazier in Sussex

By MJ April 12, 20129 Comments

Sheriff Woody is bringing in reinforcements. Hopefully they'll have to check their guns at the door.

Has Anyone Seen Short’s or Simpson’s Huevos?

By MJ March 27, 20129 Comments

It appears that Rep. Danny Short and Sen. Gary Simpson have misplaced their manhood. Yes, they have become eunuchs. WGMD is reporting that Short and Simpson have asked that the hearing on HB 290, which would clarify the duties of sheriffs in Delaware, be canceled tomorrow.

Clipping Sheriff Jeff’s Wings

By MJ March 22, 201210 Comments

Finally, members of the General Assembly have decided to do something about renegade Sussex County Sheriff Jeff Christopher. We have had numerous posts about the wannabe cop deciding that not only that he had police powers (he doesn't), that he was the supreme law of the land (he isn't), and that he was sovereign to all other elected officials in Sussex County (he's not).

The Sheriff Stands for ‘Merica

By MJ December 22, 201128 Comments

In his never ending quest to show that he has the biggest penis in Southern Delaware, Sussex County Teabag Sheriff Jeff Christopher believes he's sovereign over everything and everyone one…

Sussex County Smackdown – Round Four

By MJ December 16, 20115 Comments

It's official. The AG's office will not prosecute Vance Phillips for his alleged assault on Sheriff Woody. In a four page letter delivered to Georgetown Police Chief William Topping today,…

The Arrogance of Being Jeff Christopher

By MJ December 3, 201171 Comments

In the never ending battle to see who has the bigger penis, Sussex County Sheriff and would be super cop Jeff Christopher has told County Council to bugger off. In a long rambling response to County Administrator David Baker's October 31 memo, Christopher said that he would ignore the memo and continue to make traffic stops and execute criminal warrants.

Sussex County Smackdown – Round 3

By MJ November 22, 201181 Comments

Welcome to the latest episode of the feud between Sussex County Sheriff Jeff Christopher and the County Council. In today’s installment, Christopher has been ordered to stop all of his illegal actions.

Bodie and the Sheriff Shoot Themselves in the Foot

By MJ October 11, 20116 Comments

It seems as though there are a few Republicans down here in Sussex that are not towing the teabagger line. I know, it's hard to believe but it's true. At last night's GOP Executive Committee meeting, Eric "St. Bodie Girl" Bodenweiser brought forth his resolution to support Sheriff Jeff Christopher's request for "more training" for his deputies. The resolution was soundly defeated.

Taking the Law into One’s Own Hands

By MJ October 5, 201122 Comments

Seems that some of the folks who work for the sheriff's department down here in Sussex can't get it through their thick heads that they are not law enforcement officers.…