All Posts Tagged With: "Satire"
Economic Crisis Solved!
I’m thinking this just might work.
13Feb2009 | pandora | 1 comment | Continued
Rick Jensen’s Arbitron Ratings Tanking
WDEL’s Sean Hannity Wannabe, Jensen’s ratings* are in the tank and station management is seriously considering their contract obligations to Delaware’s most consistently wrong infotainer.
Some say he is dragging down the rest of the station and negatively impacting Delmarva Broadcasting quarterly profit outlook.
I’m not sad.
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*Note: Thinking about Jensen, I started to imagine [...]
You Try Living On $500K a Year
The New York Times has an article about how difficult it is for top executives to survive in New York City on only $500,000 per year. With yearly expenses such as private school at $32K , mortgage at $96K, co-op maintenance fee at $96K, nanny at $45K, and a driver at $75K; all of a [...]
9Feb2009 | nemski | 8 comments | Continued
Christian Bale vs. Bill O’Reilly
Christain Bale Vs. Bill O’Reilly – Watch more Free Videos
4Feb2009 | nemski | 3 comments | Continued
Good Bank, Bad Bank
There’s no quick and easy way for me to copy this masterpiece to this blog, but just click here to read the story of American Banks if Dr. Seuss was telling it.
Very creative…
I Want Some TARP
Liberalgeek will be leading the Delaware Premiere of the singing of this little ditty at the Food Bank tomorrow. Make sure you know the lines AND the dance!
(kidding, LG!)
(h/t Calculated Risk)
QotD: Are Birds The New Terrorists?
A flock of birds took down a US airliner. What is Bush 43 planning on doing about it?
17Jan2009 | nemski | 34 comments | Continued
Bank CEO Requests No Bonus
Following five quarters of declining profit, Bank of America CEO Kenneth Lewis has requested that he and other senior executives receive no bonuses. What do you think?
Jacob Metz,
Car Radio Installer
“Give him the bonus anyway! Why should he get what he wants after doing such a terrible job?”
Mitch Severance,
File Clerk
“You mean, no $25 Target gift certificates for them? [...]
WHITE HOUSE STAFF MEMO REGARDING THE TRANSITION ON JANUARY 20
To: allstaff@whitehouse.gov
Re: transition
All,
As you know, the date when we must be out of our offices is fast approaching. Here are a few helpful reminders in preparation for the changeover:
1. As of this morning, the red phone is again routed to the Kremlin, not Domino’s. Please use a regular phone to place your lunch order.
Read all [...]
The Trouble With Bushie
This is a bit geeky, but today is the anniversary of the first ariring of The Trouble with Tribbles, one of the most famous episodes of the original Star Trek.
If having being inundated by tribbles was the biggest problem Bush left us with, I’d be a much happier man.
Inauguration Day Can Not Come Soon Enough
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The Daily Show With Jon StewartM – Th 11p / 10c
Clusterf#@k to the Poor House – President Goofus and President Gallant
Barack Obama InterviewJohn McCain Interview
Sarah Palin VideoFunny Election Video
When Your World Turns Upsidedown
Over at Own the Sidewalk, Maia is very concerned that her dog, the dog of a passionate liberal blogger, may . . . . gasp . . . . be Republican!
I have long harbored the suspicion that my dog may be a Republican. Consider the evidence:
She is unfailingly loyal, even when I fail to [...]
24Dec2008 | nemski | 6 comments | Continued
Tearing Dallas A New Party Hole
A Message from George W Bush by Will Ferrell
22Dec2008 | nemski | Comments Off | Continued
(Not So) Deep Thought of the Day with A Side of Question
With President Bush setting the bar so low, if the Obama Administration only accomplishes two goals — instituting a Division I College Football Playoff and moving the US to Daylight Savings Time permanently— would not Obama’s first four years be considered a unparalleled success?
22Dec2008 | nemski | 11 comments | Continued
Michael Castle Apologizes To Chrysler Workers
I never saw this coming.
Wilmington – In a tersely worded statement, Congressman Michael Castle candidly apologized to Delaware’s auto workers for his “failure to act to protect Delaware workers from the clear incompetence and maliciousness of the Bush administration.”
Congressman Castle is regarded as a moderate whose position on banking and financial services comttees gave him [...]
Some Republican Facts
Not all Republicans are closeted gay hypocrites, but all closeted gay hyprocrites are Republicans.
Not all Republcans are intolerant racists, but all intolerant racists are Republicans.
Not all Republicans hate American workers, but all who hate American workers are Republicans.
Laura Bush Killed A Guy
On a recent Family Guy episode was something I forgot. Maybe you did too.
16Dec2008 | nemski | 26 comments | Continued
Subject: Bush Library – updated information!
From one of those joke emails that get sent around.
Dear Fellow Constituent:
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you [...]
Form EZ CASH
Now you know the secret to getting Your Own Personal Bailout — a Government Form!
3Dec2008 | cassandra_m | 3 comments | Continued
Joke of the Day
The following joke is adapted from a popular joke told during the Great Depression.
President Bush and Secretary Paulson were walking down the street the other day discussing the current financial troubles the country was going through. As they approached a public telephone, Bush pulled a quarter out of his pocket and excused himself to call [...]
What to Buy for the Conservative Man on your Christmas List
Do you struggle with gifts for the Conservative man in your family? I mean, how many Red sweaters, scarves, and socks does one guy need? Forget about Red. Why not move onto Red Hot?
The new “Pretty In Mink” calendar is the perfect gift for the guy in your life who still believes Sarah Palin was [...]
Rahm Emanuel Sets The Record Straight
Funny, but wear headphones if at work.
24Nov2008 | nemski | Comments Off | ContinuedFOLLOW DL
