Shakespearean Comedy

Sarah Palin hit the trifecta of dumb this weekend on Twitter, showing her religious intolerance, her poor grasp of English and her arrogance all in one day.

Conservatives Rewrite History and Their Values…Again!

Want to know the best part about being a Conservative in America (besides the hot chicks, of course)? The fact that you can say and stand for anything you want, because when the time comes that you realize you were wrong, you can completely change your position without ever admitting that it is a change. [...]

Tina Fey is Back As Sarah Palin!

This time bringing you the hysterical plans for the Sarah Palin Network:

The Nexus of Wingnut

Get ready everyone for Kookapocalypse Now! Well, OK, not now. Actually, April 7. That’s when former Governor, former VP candidate, and current Queen of the Tea Baggers Sarah Palin will host a fundraiserfor Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann. Yup. That’s right. Palin and Bachmann will be together in the same room. Physicists at CERN are concerned that [...]

What’s That Word I’m Looking For?

There’s a word that applies here but “ironic” isn’t it:
The vocal opponent of health care reform in the U.S. steered largely clear of the topic except to reveal a tidbit about her life growing up not far from Whitehorse.
“We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada,” she said. “And [...]

Palin Couldn’t Pass A Literacy Test

When I was in high school and faced with an essay question I couldn’t begin to answer my standard response was to fill up the paper with enough nonsense in the hope that I’d accidentally hit upon some point that would save me.  It rarely worked.  That said, take a look at this exchange between [...]

Did Sarah Palin Write Crib Notes On Her Hand?

This seems almost too funny to be true.
Via kos:

AP photo showing words written on her palm.

Zoomed in shot of Palin’s hand – Energy, Budget Cut Tax, Lift America Spirit?
Someone please tell me this was photo-shopped.  But given this video, shot during question and answer time, it would appear not.
She’s so smoooth.  Funny and scary at [...]

Will Sarah Get Scozzafava’d?

Former presidential candidate John McCain is facing a tough primary this year against uber-wingnut former Congressman J.D. Hayworth. The polls show McCain leading by more than 20% but he is vulnerable. Last week he announced that Sarah Palin would campaign for him in Arizona (oh how the might have fallen). Some Palin [...]

Sarah Wins!

Biggest quitter? No. Biggest nitwit? No. Sarah Palin wins Politifact’s Lie of the Year contest for her “death panels” Facebook posting. Congratulations Sarah, it’s a well-deserved dishonor.
Here’s what Queen Sarah said:
As more Americans delve into the disturbing details of the nationalized health care plan that the current administration is rushing through [...]

Why Women Don’t Like Sarah Palin

Public Policy has a new poll out on Sarah Palin:
Public Policy Polling released a study on Thursday revealing that, one year after bursting onto the national scene, Palin still has not made inroads among a variety of key demographic groups. Most significantly, among women the Alaska Republican has only a 37 percent favorable rating compared [...]

Weekend Video Roundup

Commenter anon points us to this video that Charlie Copeland highlighted at Resolute Determination apparently approvingly:

Copeland adds:
There is nothing that I could add.
Indeed.
Sarah Palin speaks for God:

ABC actually does a decent job explaining the stimulus:

Harry Reid shows a bit of backbone and lets loose on Aetna.

Trouble In Paradise?

Remember all that talk about a Palin/Beck ticket? Glenn Beck says it isn’t going to happen and he has really good reasons why it won’t happen:
But just a few hours later on his radio show, Beck shot down the idea, saying he was “absolutely” ruling out a Palin-Beck ticket. He explained that if he [...]