All Posts Tagged With: "Donviti"
Bill Lee Puts On “Man of the People” Costume For Georgetown Event
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Vicmead goes to Sussex for its annual photo-op with the unwashed proles.
Looking good Bill.
One night in Bangkok
I was out buying some pants on Thursday when I get a text message from someone asking me if I was going to Drinking Liberally. I said I was and would be there when it started around 8pm. Quickly after my sending that reply another reply to my message came back saying it started at 7!
WTF?! I [...]
Growing up Donviti…
Just an FYI for all you loyal weekend readers. Next week I plan on giving you all a piece of me. It will be a little insight to what it was like growing up donviti. Some of it will be real, some embellished, but for the most part you will maybe, just maybe get a [...]
29Feb2008 | Donvictimiti | 3 comments | Continued
Big hit to economy from credit crunch, study says
As a member of the reality based community, I feel like I’ve been waiting for 8 years for this “other shoe” to drop. I reasoned that the screw-ups and mistakes of the Bush administration had to catch up with us sooner or later.
Now I’m thinking that we might get buried in dropping shoes.
NEW YORK [...]
I know a lot of guido’s in NYC would not like this law
Italy’s highest appeals court has ruled it is a criminal offence for Italian men to touch their genitals in public – a judgment that has far-reaching implications for superstitious males.
hat tip Dorian Gray by the way…you the man Paisano
IRSD FOLLOW UP: From Today’s Cape Gazette Letters page
I’m not block quoting it to make a easier to read.
Mother says daughter disputes incident
My daughter is a fifth-grader at Lord Baltimore Elementary School and is in fact in the classroom that has been the latest topic of discussion. Just a little background before I proceed – I have four daughters actually, ranging from first [...]
I say we lynch this unpatriotic mother f’r
who does he think he is not covering his heart during the Pledge of Allegiance!
29Feb2008 | Donvictimiti | 7 comments | Continued
oh it’s gonna be a good one!
I know a few ladies were taken aback by my stunning good looks last night. They were expecting Clint Howard and got George Clooney. It wasn’t easy walking into that room last night. Being a self made celebrity has it’s disadvantages. I can feel the eyes sizing me up. Men saying, he isn’t THAT good looking [...]
29Feb2008 | Donvictimiti | 6 comments | Continued
BREAKING: MIKE CASTLE THINKS CHICKEN IS A GOOD IDEA, BUT “WE SHOULD GO FARTHER”
Washington, D.C. — Today Delaware Congressman Mike Castle voted for roasted chicken for dinner. While Rep. Castle had some concerns with what was not included in the final menu, he believes this meal will help take vital steps toward reducing the inevitable hunger that is created by toting large novelty checks up and down [...]
29Feb2008 | jason330 | 9 comments | Continued
Holy Cra…What a train wreck.
Nice choice GOP!
Sorry everybody, but you have to watch to the last few seconds to see the most cringe inducing part of the John McCain music video.
UPDATED: ohhhhhh shitttttttttttt
handshakes and handgrenades people. Until I can crystalize my thoughts that’s all you get for now. I’m not going to lie and say that the Mrs. Viti has given me writers block. I remember watching some movies about this happening and never thought it was real. I can usually walk out of an evening like [...]
28Feb2008 | Donvictimiti | 16 comments | Continued
UPDATE: ahhh, the holidays….
I’m open to any suggestions you all may have…it never ends man, it just never ends. Remember ladies and gentlemen to choose your partners wisely.
If there are any lawyers out there that want do a little pro-bono work for that’d be great! We can give you some free advertising. My other lawyer retired….you can guess why
To: [...]
I’m an instinctive decisive rock-star man
I never told this story for fear of being ridiculed by some of the readers. I’m a pretty confident person if you all couldn’t tell. That’s the me I like to project. I’m a confident, sexy, down to earth type of guy guys want to have a beer with and women; well you know what [...]
5Dec2007 | Donvictimiti | 7 comments | Continued
It wasn’t me
Yes I think she is hot, but we have never met. I swear!
grrrrrrr
Yes, I’m a greasy, parmesian gulping, garlic chomping Italian!
And I was eating Garlic way before any of you honkies were! And now I’m gonna live longer too! a garlic-rich diet appears to protect against various cancers, including breast, prostate and colon cancer
My breasts have no lumps!
just like Ma’s gravy!
And now a word from your pResident…
“I’m the master of low expectations.”
Aboard Air Force I; 6/4/2003
Happy Thanksgiving
From all of us at Delawareliberal, have a safe and happy holiday and don’t blow your knee out playing touch football. Remember, it’s only a game.
As for me, in addition to all of my bourgeoisie comforts like my family, I’m thankful that Al Gore invented the internets so that we can meet here from [...]
Brandy”wine” tasting club hits the Big Time baby!
Sorry you all missed it! But there is still time to catch the next one. February is a beer tasting and we will be doing a Scotch tasting sometime in the spring!
People uncork their enthusiasm for wine at new tasting club
To emphasize that point, the club will host tastings where each bottle of wine is [...]
Can you imagine if they did this in the United States?
The Saudi Justice Ministry Tuesday issued a “clarification” of a court’s handling of a rape case and the increased punishment — including 200 lashes –meted out to the victim.
The case, which has sparked media scrutiny of the Saudi legal system, centers on a married woman. The 19-year-old and an unrelated man were abducted, and she [...]
Reason 2,274 To only envy my good looks
I got a letter in the mail the other day that my ex wife is planning on transferring my oldest daughter to a different high school for her Junior year. Awesome!
You would think a phone call would have proceeded that letter from the ex. You’d figure that she would have been mature enough to call me [...]
worry
I can’t take full credit for this, although I did edit it. H/T Gerinomo
WORRY
Is there a magic cutoff period when
Offspring become accountable for their own
Actions?? Is there a wonderful moment when
Parents can become detached spectators in
The lives of their children and shrug, “It’s
Their life,” and feel nothing?
When I was in my twenties, I stood in [...]
Want to feel old?
Starting in January kids born in 1990 will be eligible for a credit card, oh and to serve their country. But more important is the credit card thing I’m sure
15Nov2007 | Donvictimiti | 5 comments | Continued
Doctor’s orders!
I told my doctor I wasn’t feeling to fresh. My color was a bit off this past week. As the hottest blogger in Delaware keeping up appearances is a full time job. So when my doctor recommends me do something I do it, especially when it comes to looking good.
He told me to suck on [...]
And now your definition of a hypocrite
Abortion is murder! Those are innocent children that don’t have a say in what happens to them!
Casualties of war are a sad part of war, but what can you do? Even if a victim is an infant? Yep, sorry, like I said, it’s in God’s hand.
Ain’t being a hypocrite grand?
7Nov2007 | Donvictimiti | 34 comments | ContinuedFOLLOW DL
