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A reminder from HRC, the 45th President of these United States

Filed in National by on July 26, 2016 41 Comments
A reminder from HRC, the 45th President of these United States

President Hillary Clinton would like to remind you of something.

 

What the fuck is your problem, America??

I’m Hillary goddamn Clinton. I’m a political prodigy, have been since I was 16. I have an insane network of powerful friends. I’m willing to spend the next eight years catching shit on all sides, all so I can fix this fucking country for you. And all you little bitches need to do is get off your asses one goddamn day in November.

“Oh but what about your eeeemaaaaillls???” Shut the fuck up. Seriously, shut the fuck up and listen for one fucking second.

Here’s all you need to know about me:

  1. In 1992, I said I was proud to have followed my career instead of baking cookies.

  2. The GOP fucking dragged me for it. They made me bake cookies. They’re scared of me.

  3. Every time I have a job, y’all love me. Every time I run for anything, the GOP breaks out the big guns again and fucks me up good. And apparently it fucking works.

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz has resigned (effective next week)

Filed in National by on July 24, 2016 78 Comments
Debbie Wasserman Schultz has resigned (effective next week)

She was a terrible chair. Good riddance, but why wait until next week? Get the hell out already. As the 2016 Democratic National Convention kicks off, Committee Charwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz resigned from her position under pressure as the party moved to contain the damage from a massive cache of leaked emails that suggested the […]

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Angry Trump Accepts RNC’s Commission to Flush America’s Toilet in 75 Minute Rant

Filed in National by on July 22, 2016 1 Comment
Angry Trump Accepts RNC’s Commission to Flush America’s Toilet in 75 Minute Rant

With a steady diet of this doom and gloom misanthropy, is it any wonder Donald Trump thinks (in spite of all evidence to the contrary) that America is a fucking shit hole? There is no pretense of objectivity. There is only wall to wall hate and fear mongering. Pickled in this hatred and myopic gloom, Donald Trump is ready to give birth to a new age in America. An age of “LAW AND ORDER” and an age completely unburdened by the debilitating effects of “political correctness.” In short an age of one man, one vote. His vote.

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Markell signs bill modifying mandatory sentencing

Filed in National by on July 21, 2016 2 Comments
Markell signs bill modifying mandatory sentencing

Mandatory sentencing was a horrible idea, so this is most welcome. What I think is shows though, is that the biggest differences between Democrats and Republicans is that Democrats can be swayed by evidence and change their minds. WILMINGTON — Gov. Jack Markell signed into law Tuesday a bill eliminating some mandatory life punishments and […]

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Boos Cruz… What Redstate is Saying

Filed in National by on July 21, 2016 8 Comments
Boos Cruz… What Redstate is Saying

RedState.com Appears to be the last redoubt of anti-Trumpism in the GOP, so I was curious to read their take on Ted Cruz’ speech and the resulting hub-bub.

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My response to 3rd party types

Filed in National by on July 20, 2016 61 Comments
My response to 3rd party types

This is my response to Bernie August and any 3rd party types out there who don’t want me to vote for the “lesser of two evils” because that kind of voting is killing America.

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The GOP is Now Officially Your Angry (Dead or Dying) Racist Grandpa’s Party

Filed in National by on July 20, 2016 19 Comments
The GOP is Now Officially Your Angry (Dead or Dying) Racist Grandpa’s Party

Former football coach and Donald Trump booster Lou Holtz dumbs it down and sums it all up. He is angry and he is not going to learn your language or make pretend that your religion is real. Nobody, of course, is trying to make Lou Holtz learn Pashtun, or even Spanish, or even reasonably decent English. Nobody is trying to get Lou Holtz to celebrate Ramadan. But the idea that he has to choose “English” at the ATM is exactly the same thing as being forced to study the Koran. It fills him with a righteous rage. And Soccer…? Jesus Christ, why is there so much soccer on Lou Holtz’ goddam TV?!?!?

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Bush worries he might be the last

Filed in National by on July 19, 2016 3 Comments
Bush worries he might be the last

Poor George… Former President George W. Bush confided to his closest ex-aides that he fears Donald Trump’s nomination could hasten the downfall of the Republican Party, according to a Politico story out Tuesday. “I’m worried that I will be the last Republican President,” Bush told former aides and advisers at an April reunion in Dallas. […]

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Questions for Charlie Copeland and all Delaware Republicans Running for Office

Filed in National by on July 19, 2016 4 Comments
Questions for Charlie Copeland and all Delaware Republicans Running for Office

Charlie Copeland has said that he fully supports Donald Trump and the GOP platform. Furthermore, he has said that the party is unified in that support. So, I wonder if he, and all Republican candidates for office, would be willing to answer the following questions:

  • Do you agree that abortion in Delaware should be illegal in all cases, with no exceptions for rape or women’s health?
  • Do you support that passage of a law requiring the Bible to be taught in all Delaware public schools?
  • Do you agree that being anti-abortion, and anti-gay rights should constitute a litmus test for appointing “family values” judges to Delaware courts?
  • Do you reject any and all gun control measures in Delaware out hand?

This is Trump’s GOP. It is the agenda that Charlie Copeland has pledged his and his party’s loyalty to. Whether or not Republican office seekers are willing to answer those questions, at least they should be asked.

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Trump Voters Own This Awfulness and They Should Be Ashamed of Themselves

Filed in National by on July 18, 2016 0 Comments
Trump Voters Own This Awfulness and They Should Be Ashamed of Themselves

One thing to keep in mind while you watch (or intentionally avoid watching) the clusterfuck in Cleveland: Trump voters should feel deeply ashamed, especially the party types like Charlie Copeland. A deep feeling of shame and disgust is perfectly appropriate. Here is the Rude Pundit on that topic: The mea culpas are coming fast and […]

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DEGOP lines up squarely behind Trump

Filed in National by on July 18, 2016 12 Comments
DEGOP lines up squarely behind Trump

I know Charlie Copeland is smart. So I know he doesn’t believe the nonsense and rationalizations about Trump coming out of his own mouth. He no doubt hopes Trump loses without stripping away the last few shreds of the GOP’s dignity. That way Copeland can go on to helping candidates who are more adept at keeping their bigotries quiet, like Ken Simpler, get elected.

As for the rest of the Republicans quoted in this weekend’s News Journal piece, like Gary Simpson, they are idiots. They have internalized the lie that Secretary Clinton is the anti-christ, or the lie that Donald Trump can be the strong man “America needs” or both.

As for Delaware Republicans not going to the convention, all of them are voting for Trump. ALL of them. Every Republican knee will bend. Except one. Wilmington Booster, Ken Grant, has actual friends who are black and or Muslim, and he knows what a Trump victory would mean for them and the country. Everyone other Delaware Republican is voting for Trump. Every one.

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May the force be with all of us

Filed in National by on July 15, 2016 1 Comment

This looks so effing good.

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Tom Carper is still the most conservative Blue State Senator

Filed in National by on July 15, 2016 15 Comments
Tom Carper is still the most conservative Blue State Senator

When it comes to making sure the Democrats have some kind of coherent brand statement, Tom Carper isn’t a team player. And why is that? I happen to think that he believes he represents West Virginia in the Senate. It’s a theory. I didn’t say it was a great theory, but just check out the party break down (as expressed by the Cook Partisan Voting Index (PVI)) for the other conservative Dem Senators quoted in the Hill article.

  • Heidi Heitkamp (D-ND) R+3
  • Sen. Joe Donnelly (D-Ind.) R+5
  • Sen. Mark Warner (D-Va.) Even
  • Sen. Bill Nelson (D-Fla.) R+2
  • Tom Carper (D-DE) D+8

Look how Carper sticks out like a sore thumb. …an infected, pus-filled, throbbing sore thumb. Now look how it makes sense if he is under some delusion that he is representing the Mountain State.

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Not Breaking – Roger Ailes is a disgusting creep

Filed in National by on July 13, 2016 75 Comments
Not Breaking  – Roger Ailes is a disgusting creep

His disgusting politics are well known, but the many other ways he is disgusting have always been a matter of speculation. Until now.

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RBG has a great point – What’s with the kid glove treatment the press is giving Trump?

Filed in National by on July 12, 2016 33 Comments
RBG has a great point – What’s with the kid glove treatment the press is giving Trump?

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has ramped up her criticism of Donald Trump in recent days, going so far as to say late Monday that the businessman is a “faker” who must release his tax returns. “He is a faker,” Ginsburg said in an interview with CNN. “He has no consistency about him. He […]

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Governor Carney, Borrow and Built the Economy Don’t Cut and Crater it

Filed in National by on July 12, 2016 18 Comments
Governor Carney, Borrow and Built the Economy Don’t Cut and Crater it

Carney inexplicably STILL wants to cut the state budget, not grow it. In spite of all of the evidence to the contrary, he still views debt as an anathema, and growth killing austerity as a virtue. He basically still believes in the utter failed Republican economics of trickle down. It makes no sense, and in the era of very cheap borrowing, it is the exact opposite of what we should actually be doing.

And what’s worse, the markets have taken notice.[See Swiss Negative Yield Bonds] Smart money is beginning to adjust to the new normal and accept the fact that deficit hawks and austerity evangelists like Carney are determined to strangle economic growth with their wrongheadedness – which would be simply goofy at this point, were it not so pernicious. Here is Paul Krugman on the topic:

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John Carney’s Economic Vision for Delaware – Giving money and regulatory breaks to wealthy companies and taking money away from…state workers?

Filed in National by on July 11, 2016 7 Comments
John Carney’s Economic Vision for Delaware – Giving money and regulatory breaks to wealthy companies and taking money away from…state workers?

I don’t think I’m reading between the lines to say that Carney’s plan is more of the same giveaways (both monetary and regulatory) to large corporations: John understands that the role of government in promoting a strong economy is to create an environment where businesses can thrive and invest in Delaware. That means moving faster […]

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Are Conservatives Coming to Terms With Racism in American Policing?

Filed in National by on July 8, 2016 13 Comments
Are Conservatives Coming to Terms With Racism in American Policing?

I’ve been too depressed to read much, but this is so worth it. (Thanks to Dorian Gray for the link) And yet, two pieces of writing published on conservative news sites on Friday morning, as well as an extraordinary Facebook Live chat with former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, suggest that the combination of Thursday night’s […]

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Karen Peterson or Claire Snyder-Hall or Mitch Crane for Dem Party Chair

Filed in National by on July 7, 2016 30 Comments
Karen Peterson or Claire Snyder-Hall or Mitch Crane for Dem Party Chair

John Daniello’s bulk mail form letter was the kind of move one would expect an 84 year old man to make. He may have been the winningest, most effective, most Republican-hating Chair in the world, but it is time to move on. According to Mike Matthews (via FB) it has been time for him to […]

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Townsend’s reply to John Daniello – “Why don’t you go f#ck yourself” (paraphrase) & and who else got one?

Filed in National by on July 6, 2016 53 Comments
Townsend’s reply to John Daniello  – “Why don’t you go f#ck yourself” (paraphrase) & and who else got one?

Bryan Townsend, and presumably other Democratic candidates in primary battles like Pete Schwartzkopf, got letters asking them to bow out of their respective races. While I hope Sneaky Pete takes John Daniello up on this idiotic bullshit and lets Don Peterson win by default, I think Townsend has a pretty good response.

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Was Saddam good at killing terrorists?

Filed in National by on July 6, 2016 1 Comment
Was Saddam good at killing terrorists?

Trump said: But you know what he did well? He killed terrorists. He did that so good. They didn’t read them the rights—they didn’t talk, they were a terrorist, it was over.” All of that, in addition to being crazy, is simply not true. Saddam Hussein is estimated to have killed tens of thousands of […]

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George Bush, Dick Cheney and Tony Blair are still at large

Filed in National by on July 6, 2016 0 Comments
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Tony Blair are still at large

While we bicker over emails, it is easy to forget that real honest to goodness crimes on a massive scale were perpetrated by George Bush, Dick Cheney and Tony Blair. None of whom have seen the inside of a jail cell, and they never will.

The Chilcot Report on the UK invasion of Iraq has finally been released, seven years after it was announced, and many years after its completion (it was delayed for years over the release of government documents and memos that were contained in its pages)….

One of the most damning soundbites from the report was a memo from Blair to GW Bush reading, “I will be with you whatever,” which is a part of a series of communications between the two leaders in which they start from the conclusion that they want to invade Iraq and topple the Saddam Hussein government, and work backwards to figure out how to present the evidence that will make the case that they have no choice but to do this.

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Libertarian Johnson fumbles faith question

Filed in National by on June 30, 2016 7 Comments
Libertarian Johnson fumbles faith question

I’d love to see the libertarians rise up and build something out of the GOP’s rubble. Something based on rationality and reason rather than the base superstitions and tribal hate that the Republican’s hold dear.

I’m not optimistic about it having read Libertarian Presidential candidate, Gary Johnson’s response to a softball faith question posed by CNN’s Chris Cuomo:

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Trolling Republicans this 4th of July

Filed in National by on June 29, 2016 7 Comments
Trolling Republicans this 4th of July

I’ll be trolling some Republican family members this weekend. Let me know in the comments if I’ve forgotten anything.

“I’m glad Bill Clinton talked Donald Trump into getting into the GOP primary. Who could have ever guessed that he’d actually win the nomination? Bill Clinton, I suppose.”

“The Benghazi hearing really helped out Clinton this year. Do you think Trey Gowdy was being paid by the Clinton Foundation? It sure seems like it.”

“How stupid must Mitch McConnell feel now that Merrick Garland said he would have probably voted to uphold that abortion ban? Pretty stupid I’d imagine.”

“Yes, the famous Stonewall Inn was named after Stonewall Jackson. He was gayer than Liberace. Didn’t you see Ken Burns’ documentary. Jackson was basically “out” for his day.”

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Madison and Christy Sheats are not outliers

Filed in National by on June 28, 2016 15 Comments
Madison and Christy Sheats are not outliers

March:

“It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semiautomatic weapons.”

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