Doddering Tom Carper on why Doddering Joe Biden Should Be Prez

Filed in National by on January 7, 2019

Carper thinks Biden would be a good President because he gets along with Mitch McConnell. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!

Carper thinks that is what America is clamoring for? Carper thinks THAT is what will make the next President effective?

You mean like the time Biden got McConnell to vote on the Merrick Garland nomination? Or maybe Carper is remembering the time Biden got McConnell to vote on reopening the government. I mean JESUS! Can Carper really be this stupid?

Except.. yes. Carper could be that stupid.

“He has the best chance of beating Trump, hands down,” said Senator Tom Carper of Delaware, Mr. Biden’s longtime friend and former colleague. “On a scale of one to 10, that’s probably about a 12 for us.”

“This is a guy who actually gets along with Mitch McConnell and a number of other Republicans,” said Mr. Carper, invoking the Senate majority leader with whom Mr. Biden worked closely to negotiate a handful of agreements in the Obama years.

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  1. Alby says:

    Carper started out stupid, and has gotten worse over the years. He’s completely cut off from normal people. He apparently thinks the doddering old assholes at downstate VFW posts are representative of the population at large.

  2. Media watch says:

    Jesus. Carper just gave the best reason for why Trump should be elected president

  3. jason330 says:

    The article says that Biden is under 15 days away from making an announcement and is leaning toward vying for the nomination.

    These guys both live in such pristine bubbles that it is literally breathtaking.

  4. Carper’s endorsement makes it official–Joe Lieberman’s not running.

  5. RE Vanella says:

    I guess Biden’s friendship with McConnell survived the Merrick Garland affair after all.

    Joe’s a real giver.

  6. jason330 says:

    The oldsters stick together because everyone born after 1942 is a dirty hippie.