Polls Show Colleen Davis Poised to Knock Off Creepy Ken Simpler

Filed in National by on October 23, 2018

Polls don’t really matter much in this race. It is all going to be turnout. And it is going to be tough for Ken to manipulate the usual GOP turnout dials without snuggling up to Trump-brand racism, sexism, and stupidity. So, I’m leaning toward upgrading this race to a Dem-Pickup.

That said two polls provide good news for team Davis. BlueDelaware discussed a U of D poll that showed Simpler with a meager 36% favorable vs. 64% unfavorable/don’t know the guy rating. That’s a little surprising for someone who works so hard to get his creepy mugshot in the paper.

The other poll is a much discussed, but unreleased poll from a Dem candidate that shows Simpler and a host of incumbent Trump-loving GOPers in trouble. Being an internal, that poll should come with a grain of salt.

But again. Polls mean nothing. Incumbency is a tall mountain to climb. TURNOUT, TURNOUT, TURNOUT.

About the Author ()

Jason330 is a deep cover double agent working for the GOP. Don't tell anybody.

Comments (13)

Trackback URL | Comments RSS Feed

  1. pissedinnewark says:

    Ken Simpler looks like someone left a factory error Ken doll in the sun for too long

  2. jason330 says:

    I’ve never seen an official picture that says, “I’m covering up some ineffable malevolence” like Ken’s.

  3. Arthur says:

    Shes cute, i’ll vote for her

    • RE Vanella says:

      You’re doing the internet wrong. You’re embarrassing yourself.

      Can you do all your onanistic oogling and diddling somewhere else? Try porn hub, brah.

      • jason330 says:

        I was going to say that I deserved that comment it in view of my many comments about the creepiness of SIMPLER’S OFFICIAL PICTURE.

        But that would wrongly suggest that Arthur’s comment was a wry comment on my appearent obsession.

  4. Alby says:

    Go ahead and laugh, you boys. Psychologists consistently find that attractive candidates have an edge.

  5. Paul says:

    I like your “turgid” portrait of Simpler better.

  6. Colleen Davis helped cook the dinner at tonight’s Arden Club supper.

    Needless to say, I’d vote for her twice if I could.