Carper’s Novelty Check Campaign Has Begun

Filed in National by on July 15, 2018

After a career spent wiring billions for his corporate clients, Carper got a measly $5 million for the Delaware Watershed and acts like he is a big goddam hero.

We knew it was coming. This is the first of a great many Novelty Check presenting events Carper will be holding over the next few months. Look for him at a Fire Hall, Hospital, or Day Care Center near you.

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  1. bamboozer says:

    Photo Bomb a Novelty Check shot. Cat’s can do it, so can we.

  2. Ben says:

    He’s clearly shook enough to get a big billboard on 95.
    Maybe in addition to sending him Bidendale Home for retired Dems, we can get him to waste a few tens of thousands of pig Pharma dollars.

  3. jason330 says:

    That would be cool, but I have to image that Carper has a Presidential sized security detial.

  4. RE Vanella says:

    But more than the diversity of identity that she brings to the race, Harris, a veteran who used to be an auto-mechanic, said adding “we need diversity in experience so that when legislation is written people are not left at the margins.”

  5. jason330 says:

    Wow. That kind of ABC news coverage is completly without precident. There is really something going on and the know-it-all pragmatics, and concern trolls are sounding more and more ludicrious.

  6. Ben says:

    Ive tried to manage my expectations but in the last couple weeks, I really think she can beat this guy and deal a serious blow to the Trump/Kavanaugh/Carper agenda.

  7. RE Vanella says:

    Delaware United has joined the fight. Well done.