Satan Claws Hole in White House Lawn
An “unexplained” sinkhole opened in the White House lawn, but I think we all know what the explanation is. The devil has come to claim his own. I’ve read “The Devil and Daniel Webster.” Mr. Scratch will draw up a contract giving you anything you want, but when he comes to collect his due, you’d better have a lawyer better than Rudy G.
I love the ‘Melania’s escape tunnel just caved’ meme.
Melania escaped a while ago. Separate bedrooms, and when that didn’t work, she escaped to a hospital.
Set Melania free and the nation shall follow?