Friday News Dump: I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Strip

Filed in National by on January 26, 2018

The award for biggest sexual harassment story of the day goes to casino mogul Steve Wynn, accused of demanding sex from numerous women who worked for him. All I can say is that when it comes to his manicurist, I can understand a man who gets manicures needing to affirm his masculinity, but it brings a whole nother meaning to hand job.

Speaking of sex scandals, UN Ambassador Nikki Haley said speculation that she is having an affair with Donald Trump is “disgusting.” The rumor is a piece of shrapnel from Michael Wolff’s roadside bomb (still #1 seller at Amazon), but I think what she meant is, “Thanks a crap-ton for making me picture him naked.”

He’s not much better in clothes. Trump spoke to the world’s actual billionaires and got booed for slagging the media, which is pretty rich coming from a guy who is entirely a creation of the media.

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