Open Thread Jan. 18: Let’s See His Girth Certificate

Filed in National by on January 18, 2018

Politico sat down with Travelin’ Tom Carper to talk about infrastructure. He doesn’t say anything outrageous, but the story informs us, “Carper said he is not giving up hope that the parties could work together on infrastructure.” Yeah, that’s not news.

Delaware Liberal readers weren’t the only ones to express doubts about the veracity of Dr. Ronny Jackson, who said Donald Trump is in excellent health, notwithstanding worrisome blood calcium and a sky-high level of LDL. The internet was awash in photos of athletes who are 6’3″ and roughly 240 pounds, along with photos showing Trump standing next to, and looking the same height as, the 6’1″ Barack Obama. The gap between the reports and our lying eyes has been dubbed the girther movement, and it serves as notice that the entire “health checkup” was as phony as everything else produced by this White House.

Jedd Legum tries to convince us that the Stormy Daniels story matters, though I think he’s stretching when he says that Daniels’ account, given seven years ago to In Touch magazine, bolsters what other Trump accusers allege. Did anyone believe Trump over his accusers, other than people who think that, having been fooled into supporting Trump they’ll look even stupider if they wake up to their error.

A 5-year-old Florida boy died of rabies this week. Unfortunately he did not get a chance to bite Rep. Matt Gaetz, a Republican from Shitstain, Fla., who said he’s been to Haiti. “The conditions in Haiti are deplorable, they are disgusting. Everywhere you look in Haitiit’s sheet metal and garbage.” As opposed to Florida, which lacks sheet metal, but makes up for it with more garbage, much of which gets elected to Congress.

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  1. bamboozer says:

    Re Matt Gaetz: Needs put down, keelhauling works too, perhaps mo’ fun. As for Stormy Daniels still waiting for more hookers and hoes to come forth, guess the money is not right yet. As for Dr. Ronny Jackson I find it interesting that a 71 year old man has not shrunk down an inch or two as opposed to grown an inch. Having said that I’m a confirmed Girther, let’s see Trump produce a Girth Certificate, Kenyan copy not allowed.

  2. Gerry W says:

    Tom Carper is riveting, watching him or reading the text of an interview one is overcome with the greatness of this man. Term limits? And we hold up these Senator for life types as role models for countries suffering from Politicians/Strongmen for Life. Tom look long and hard at Matt Denn’s decision.

  3. Alby says:

    Yeah, having a hard time understanding what your hard-on for Matt Denn is. Care to spill?