Something we can all agree on

Filed in National by on May 18, 2017

00ailes-1-superJumboIt is nice to know that Roger Ailes is being raped by Satan in hell right now, and for eternity.

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Jason330 is a deep cover double agent working for the GOP. Don't tell anybody.

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  1. Aurochs says:

    Unless, of course, Roger Ailes was Satan incarnate.

  2. RE Vanella says:

    I think you’re mistaken. In hell Ailes would get a hero’s welcome.

  3. bamboozer says:

    Hmm… Forgot to celebrate… Will make amends tonight. Then again Hannity and O’Reilly are probably crying their eyes out right about now so perhaps I should begin right now.

  4. Jason330 says:

    It is all nonsense, of course. But thinking about how Satan is ramming a red hot poker up Roger’s huge flabby ass makes all of the Catechism classes of my childhood feel like they weren’t wasted.

  5. RE Vanella says:

    If you read my comment carefully you’ll notice I wrote that Ailes ‘would’ get a hero’s welcome (if the fairy story were real, which it isn’t). My story is always straight, bud.

    It’s an illusion to a fictional story that everyone knows. I’m guessing you don’t read much.

  6. Still elated says:

    If it is fiction, then how could it make sense? It has to be based on some belief system or you could say he is now driving a new car or something equally non sensical.BTW, you said “would”, not “could” and you never referred to it as fictional, bud.

  7. Jason330 says:

    Dummy, it is fictional nonsense. That much we all know. Because it is fictional nonsense we all have in common we can use the metaphors and symbols however we like. What are you, the imaginary story police?

  8. Jason330 says:

    No. I think you are stuck here because you feel all gooey inside because the utter nonsense you believe in has been called nonsense and somewhere deep down in your rusty brain you know it is nonsense,just like you know in your guts that you are not very smart.

  9. Jason330 says:

    I knew it.

  10. Aurochs says:

    Oh, for crying out loud.

    Being a liberal and being a Christian are not mutually incompatible things. In fact, if you actually took Jesus seriously and believed that what he said, as recorded in the Gospels, was the word of God, you would be appalled at 97% of what the supposedly Christian Republican party does and stands for, and you’d find yourself in agreement with just about everything that is written on this site.

    If you find that progressives generally hold Christians in disgust, I’ll posit that most of the reasoning for that is that people who rank Jesus as one of the most important pillars of their lives are the most hypocritical group of assholes in the country. So take your talk of “liberal hypocrisy” and shove it up your ass.

  11. Disappointed says:

    Joking about sexual assault as a form of punishment isn’t clever or funny, even if it is Roger Ailes.

  12. Jason330 says:

    I don’t buy that even a little bit. Is God real? That’s what you are contending with and it terrifies you to think you might not standing in the cloudy thrown room next to your Sky Dad at the end of the day.

  13. Alby says:

    “I believe in God and I believe in Satan,”

    Then you are a child.

    ” and I think the brain dead progressives use references to both when it is convenient. ”

    They make reference to them because they are cultural touchstones. Belief in them has nothing to do with it. But of course you’re a child, so you don’t understand that.

    Now get back to work. Those goats won’t jerk themselves off.

  14. Alby says:

    Sorry, respect is earned, not owed. And your childish, inaccurate definition aside, you remain a child, as is clearly evidenced by your inaccurate description of who you think I am. Grow up.

    You apparently claim to be a Christian. Check out the Old Testament prophets. Were they angry? Do you fail to heed them because they were?

  15. RE Vanella says:

    This is officially the most fucking stupid comment thread of all time on this blog. And I’ve been on here since the old days of Donviti and Unstable Isotope.

    Still Elated, if that’s indeed her real name, is a fucking troll and a rube. Leave it be.

    In other news I heckled Governor Squidward at the Big Noise Festival. Right in his fucking face.

  16. mouse says:

    Ok, it’s Monday and I’mextra confused, please help me sort this out. Are we saying Roger Ailes has a personal relationship with Satan, Ailes has a non consensual grab him by the pussy relationship with Satan or Roger Ailes is Satan?

  17. Jason330 says:

    “i heckled Governor Squidward at the Big Noise Festival. Right in his fucking face.”

    Details please

  18. RE Vanella says:

    Check the open thread…