Why you should call the Republican’s bullshit “American Health Care Act” plan “Trumpcare”

Filed in National by on March 9, 2017

1) Trump is deeply unpopular, so this association will be bad for this tax break for millionaires masquerading as a health care plan.

2) Trump doesn’t want you to call it “Trumpcare” and anything that annoys the Republican President is good by me.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer does a great job trolling Trump with this quotable quote:

“Are you a senior?
Trumpcare means higher costs and less coverage.
Are you a woman?
Trumpcare means higher costs and less coverage.
Are you or someone in your family living with a disability?
Trumpcare means higher costs and less coverage.

In fact, Trumpcare is really a tax break for the rich, not a health care program,” Schumer said. “That’s the real motivation of so many of our Republican colleagues, to take people whose income is above $250,000 and give them an average tax break, to take the top .01 percent and give them an average tax break of $200,000 while making these people pay more. It’s horrible.”

Magnifique!

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  1. mediawatch says:

    “Fake news,” Trump says.
    “Fake news,” Trump’s base says.
    The problem with this approach is that it will never pierce the skulls of Trump’s delusionaries because they have been indoctrinated into believing that they too will be making not $15 an hour but $250,000 or more a year by the time Trump finishes bringing back all those jobs, jobs, jobs and getting rid of hundreds of thousands of bad hombres and all their children who are learning English in schools that are financed by red-blooded American taxpayers of European descent.

  2. Ben says:

    I, personally, dont care about his voters. They are lost. They drank the koolaide and await he mothership. I wish them all a speedy ascension.
    Im interested in the full 1/3 of voters who didnt vote in the last election, being reminded daily, what a horrible mistake they made. Them, and the Johnson and Madam Starfire voters need to know what they did to us. The people who voted for the Republican president wont matter if everyone else shows up.

  3. Jason330 says:

    Madam Starfire voters are lost. Completely and irredeemably lost. Lest the Dems nominate some Bernie Sanders sounding motherfucker. Then 20% of Madam Starfire voters might come over.

  4. Jason330 says:

    I heard the third reason last night. Stephen Colbert sighted a survey that showed conservatives (being aholes) have a strong, inherent dislike of anything with the suffix “-care” attached to it.

    Trumpcare
    Trumpcare
    Trumpcare

  5. puck says:

    I’ve heard the “replacement” plan called DONTcare.

  6. Alby says:

    Who’s Madam Starfire?

  7. Jason330 says:

    I assumed it was Jill Stein.

  8. Alby says:

    No, she’s Moscow Rose.

  9. Ben says:

    Jill Stein is madam starfire. (at least that’s what I meant)
    Im also a fan of Tofu Palin, Birkenstock Bachman, and Patchouli Perot

  10. mouse says:

    I like Jill Stein and often think about being her boy toy