News Journal Kisses Lisa’s Behind

Filed in Delaware, Featured by on February 4, 2017

One of the poorest excuses for ‘journalism’ I’ve read in a long time.  Made me want to ‘fwow’ up:

http://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/2017/02/03/after-month-blunt-rochester-finding-her-direction/97395588/

The guilty journalist is one Adam Duvernay.  Who may well be auditioning for a role as her press secretary since this puff piece is a PR release if ever there was one.

A couple of excerpts from the ‘After a Month, Rochester Finding Her Direction‘ piece:

No, never mind. It’s all totally insipid. Did you know that she still hasn’t had time to decorate her office? Did you know that she likes to carpool with other female representatives? Did you know how she has taken the time to sit down with the leader of the Delaware Farm Bureau?

Oh, and the answers to the questions you’d like to know? They appear not to have been asked and certainly not answered.

If Lisa is smart, she won’t hire this guy. Better to have him on the ‘newspaper’s’ payroll, whispering sweet nothings into the readers’ ear.

(BTW, according to Delaware Online, Duvernay is an ‘investigative reporter’ for the News Journal. Sometimes the jokes write themselves, and sometimes the jokers write.)

 

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  1. Jason330 says:

    In DC there is this strong need to pretend that everything is normal. Is Lisa already a creature of the bubble? I don’t get it.

  2. SussexWatcher says:

    She already has a press secretary. Courtney McGregor, formerly of the Delaware Dems and Markell’s staff and the Clinton campaign in Delaware.

    But facts aside, I agree the article was insipid. Issues? WTF are they? Positions? Who cares. Decorations and dinners? Now you’re talking!

  3. chris says:

    News Journal became a total joke years ago. Its all fluff and puff pieces. Do you really expect anything else from them at this point?

  4. Tressa says:

    This is HILARIOUS! I was scratching my head wondering, WTH? Are people really ok with this crap? THANK GOD I’m discovering they’re NOT!

    Keep on being funny! God knows we need it in Delaware!

  5. JTF says:

    Lisa is not a great representative. Let’s be honest. People who have known and worked with her for the past 20 years know what they’re getting…. a pretty lazy, photogenic, not too smart person.

  6. puck says:

    You forgot “historic.”