Things John Carney Thought About in 2016

Filed in Delaware by on January 16, 2017

As El Somnambulo said, and I’m paraphrasing here, “John Carney has known for a year he would become governor, why is he just now thinking about how to fix Delaware’s budget shortfall?”

Here are a few that we know of

  • Breath through my nose
  • I wonder how I’d look with a shaved head
  • What part of the cow does bacon come from
  • Going to sleep on Sunday causes Monday
  • 2016 please don’t take Barry Manilow

So what are some of other things John Carney was thinking about in 2016 instead of Delaware’s budget?

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  1. Chuck Hughes says:

    Man, did Blue Delaware take all the funny in the divorce?

  2. puck says:

    Fuck off… we’re not the Judean People’s front. We’re the People’s Front of Judea!!”

  3. Jason330 says:

    Chuck had a point. “What part of the cow does bacon come from”.

    That’s too close to the truth to be funny.

  4. bamboozer says:

    “Man, did Blue Delaware take all the funny in the divorce?”

    Pray tell my brother, what is this “funny” of which you speak?
    Having said that Blue Delaware is on a roll, see you there!