Trump’s 100 Day Plan Translated

Filed in National by on October 23, 2016

As Trump’s surrogates repeatedly tell us that Trump doesn’t always say what he means, here is his 100 Day “Plan” for a legislative agenda translated.

  1. Middle Class Tax Relief And Simplification Act: Cut taxes for me.
  2. End The Offshoring Act: Cut business taxes.
  3. American Energy & Infrastructure Act: Frack, baby, frack.
  4. School Choice And Education Opportunity Act: Keep America ignorant.
  5. Repeal and Replace Obamacare Act: Implement legislation written by heath insurance companies.
  6. Affordable Childcare and Eldercare Act: Create a reality TV show that is one part “Hunger Games” and another part “Logan’s Run”.
  7. End Illegal Immigration Act: Stop Mexicans.
  8. Restoring Community Safety Act: Stop and Frisk The Blacks.
  9. Restoring National Security Act: End Islam.
  10. Clean up Corruption in Washington Act: Get even with the Republican Party and the Clintons.

There were a bunch of other items that Trump mentioned yesterday like renegotiate NAFTA or withdraw from the deal, withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership, and cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama. These can all be translated as Become Supreme Leader of the United States.


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  1. Liberal Elite says:

    It’s hard to overstate what a disaster a win for him would ensue.