Eric Trump: Dad is running because he watches waaaaaay too much Fox News and is haunted by the “PC” boogeymen

Filed in National by on August 26, 2016

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Let’s look at the reasons Trump is running according to his idiot son:

“He opens up the paper each morning and sees our nation’s leaders giving a hundred billion dollars to Iran,”

Iranian frozen assets were unfrozen through negotiations, so this is bullshit.

… or he opens the paper and some new school district has just eliminated the ability for its students to say the pledge of allegiance,

Pure BS. Show me this non-existent school district.

…or some fire department in some town is ordered by the mayor to no longer fly the American flag on the back of a fire truck,”

Again, what a load of crap. Please point me to whatever “paper” carried this story.

“Or, he sees the tree on the White House lawn has been renamed ‘Holiday tree’ instead of ‘Christmas tree.’

Nope. Maybe in Bill O’Reilly’s fever dreams, but not in reality.

I could go on and on for hours. Those are the very things that made my father run, and those are the very things he cares about.”

So… he cares about utter nonsense. Got it.

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  1. puck says:

    I first heard the term alt-right just this summer, and right away I thought I knew what it meant. I looked it up on wikipedia, and was surprised that it was defined as a new thing having something to do with Trump and Breitbart. But as far as I’m concerned alt right is much older and goes back at least as far as:

    – Joe McCarthy waving a paper that supposedly had the names of Communists in the State Department;
    – Reagan’s bogus welfare queen anecdotes;
    – The Arkansas Project and the very real VRWC;
    – Swiftboating;
    – Birtherism and all the various bogus delegitimizing claims against Obama;
    Agenda 21;

    These are the things that the extreme right thinks are the secret truth that the mainstream media is keeping from us. Trump is apparently an uncritical consumer of this garbage.

  2. Jason330 says:

    The first seven words of the quote is a flat out lie, “He opens up the paper each morning…”

    No. He doesn’t. He flips on Fox News and scans some White Genocide web sites. Trump is an uncritical consumer of bullshit, and you’d think that would have dawned on him by now. You’d think at this point in the campaign, he’d have to face that his head has been picked in idiot brine. But, nope. He keeps on truckin’

  3. SussexAnon says:

    The firetruck story is legit. It happened up in NY. and the local Board of Fire Commisioners told them to remove them.

    Because:
    a) The Board felt it was a “liability during normal operations for our people and other motorists,”
    b) No one was consulted about mounting the flags.

    A compromise meeting was supposed to take place.

    http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/story/news/local/central-dutchess/2016/08/16/arlington-fire-district-chief-remove-american-flags-trucks/88817428/

  4. Jason330 says:

    It was Rhode Island. So he wants to be President so a bunch of gibronis can act like douches.