99 trial balloons go by…

Filed in National by on June 28, 2016

It pretty much has to be Warren now, right?

You and I in a little toy shop
buy a bag of balloons with the money we’ve got
Set them free at the break of dawn
‘Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, “Something’s out there”
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by.

99 red balloons floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it’s red alert
There’s something here from somewhere else
The war machine, it springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 Decision Street, 99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call out the troops now in a hurry
This is what we’ve waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.

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  1. pandora says:

    I’m thinking it’s going to be Warren. There was just so much hype around their joint event.

  2. chris says:

    Its all hype. Warren can keynote…Hillary will be safe and pick a quiet nonthreatening loyalist like Tim Kaine.

  3. Jason330 says:

    Debbie Downer. At least this song is the greatest song ever.

  4. Liberal Elite says:

    The song was 91 balloons short for me.

  5. Tom Kline says:

    Isn’t Warren the 1 percenter that claimed she was part native American?

  6. chris says:

    Hillary will play it safe on every issue. Her folks are making sure that being against TPP is not in the platform. It will be politics as usual!

  7. Liberal Elite says:

    @TK “Wonder if this clown has talked to his future sidekick, Newt Gingrich, because Newtie is a free trader.”

    …and never disproven. This is typical for Oklahoma, and where embarrassing records were typically not kept.

    So if you and Trump think the story has traction and you want to stake your election on that… then good luck to you!