Things the World’s Most and Least Privileged People Say.

Filed in National by on May 21, 2016

McSweeney

BY JOHN-CLARK LEVIN

“I don’t have a TV!”

“I never eat meat!”

“I walk ten miles a day!”

“My diet is making me lose a lot of weight!”

“I use my own waste to grow food!”

“My children aren’t vaccinated!”

“I have a very small carbon footprint!”

“I don’t vote — the system is too corrupt!”

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  1. puck says:

    “I recycle more than I throw out!”

  2. Liberal Elite says:

    No. The poor and the very rich are actually the worst recyclers.

    Just look at the transfer stations in Sussex. It’s the guys in crappy pickup trucks who ALWAYS drive past the recycling containers.