Ted Cruz’ Christian Glam Metal Past

Filed in National by on March 16, 2016

Is Ted Cruz secretly the lead singer for Stryper?

I’ve never seen them together.  Just sayin’.  You be the judge.

 

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I’ll now humbly accept the distinction of being the only person to mention Stryper on a liberal blog, ever.

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A dad, husband, and public education supporter. Small tent progressive/liberal. Christina School District Citizen's Budget Oversight Committee member, who knows a bit about a lot when it comes to the convoluted mess that is education funding in the State of Delaware.

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  1. Kevin Ohlandt says:
    March 17, 2016 at 12:13 am

    Honestly…

  2. bamboozer says:
    March 17, 2016 at 7:16 am

    Hmm….. Either that or there’s two of them. …. !

  3. puck says:
    March 17, 2016 at 8:01 am

    So the singer has an evil twin?

  4. Jason330 says:
    March 17, 2016 at 8:02 am

    Pretty busy guy. This and being the Zodiac Killer.

  5. Ben says:
    March 17, 2016 at 1:19 pm

    http://www.dailydot.com/lol/bernie-sanders-zodiac-killer-theory/

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