Debate Prediction Thread

Filed in National by on August 6, 2015

Huckabee manifests the stigmata of Christ. (May or may not also speak in tongues.)

Trump lights a cigar with a $1,000 bill.

Jeb shocks everyone by speaking clearly and eloquently on a range of topics.

Walker nervously looks at Koch brother’s private box for “thumb’s up” affirmations.

Ben Carson looks sane standing next to Cruz.

In a rage, Cruz beats Jeb with Princeton Debate Championship trophy.

Christie sweats profusely.

Rubio asks the moderator for a vaso de agua in order to impress everyone with his Spanish.

Kaisch says “I’m just happy to be here.”

Rand Paul keeps a jacket draped over his hands to conceal handcuffs.

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  1. liberalgeek says:

    Liveblog tonight?

  2. Jason330 says:

    I don’t know who that works. I just figured out how to embed pictures in the preview, and have you noticed that none of my posts are ever up top on the scroll by thingy? No clue about that.

  3. pandora says:

    Not sure, but I think I did it. Can you guys see if you can log into the liveblog?

  4. pandora says:

    Remember, leave the password blank.

  5. Jason330 says:

    It works

  6. pandora says:

    Okay, I’ll put up a post at… 8:00?