How to tell the difference between an Open Carry Patriot and a Deranged Maniac

Filed in National by on July 6, 2015

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In view of the recent 2nd amendment incident at the Omni Hotel in Austin, I thought it would be a good public service to reacquaint everyone with this helpful guide.

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Jason330 is a deep cover double agent working for the GOP. Don't tell anybody.

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  1. puck says:

    Since you can’t tell the difference, obviously the best solution is to arm yourself. When encountering one of these ambiguous patriot/maniacs, the proper course of action is to take off the safety and move your hand nearer to your own gun.

  2. Jason330 says:

    Exactly. The person killed in the hotel lobby should have shot first. It is the only responsible course of action.

  3. mouse says:

    How many times can one witness trumped up crazy shit that proves untrue over and over and still support the people who make the crap up?

  4. donviti says:

    @mouse…until the money runs out