DL GOP Fantasy Pool Update – TRUMP ….(and jeb)

Filed in National by on June 16, 2015

For Republicans who have said, “It isn’t a clown car, these are serious candidates.” When Donald Trump emerges from the door, it is a clown car. Case closed. Anyway, nobody picked him, so for our purposes, he doesn’t exists.

Oh yeah… also Jeb! announced yesterday. He actually has a shot at the nomination as the GOP typically goes through a lot of hyperventilating and spastic gyrations then picks with the guy the big money tells them to pick. (See: Romney, McCain, & Dole)

FAQ’s

Q: How many Presidential elections has Donald Trump threatened to enter since 2004?
A: All of them.


Here are the standing:

Division 1
Pandora: Walker, Paul (92), Rubio (87), and Santorum(19) | 198
Jason330: Huckabee (64), Christie, Cruz (108),Carson (65) | 237
AQC: Jindal, Bush (2), Fiorina (65), Ehrlich | 67

Division 1A
Newton: Paul (92), Rubio (87),Carson (65), Santorum (19) | 263
Prop Joe: Cruz (108), Jindahl, Walker, Perry (12) | 120
Del Dem: Bush (2), Christie, Huckabee (64), Graham (15)| 81


Here are the Candidates with points: Cruz – 108 points (March 23rd), Paul – 92 points (April 7th), Rubio – 87 points (April 13), Carson – 65 points (May 4th), Fiorina – 65 points (May 4th), Huckbee – 64 point (May 5th), Santorum – 19 points (May27th) Graham – 15 Points (June 1) Perry – 12 point (June 4th) Bush – (June 15th) – 2 points

(*) Indicates candidates who are low down goat fuckers.

Check my math, and let me know if I miss an announcement.

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Jason330 is a deep cover double agent working for the GOP. Don't tell anybody.

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  1. cassandra_m says:
    June 15, 2015 at 11:11 am

    I can’t believe that Rob Tornoe’s masterful re-thinking of Jeb!’s logo is not the featured picture here. Seriously.

  2. fightingbluehen says:
    June 15, 2015 at 11:15 am

    “Today, at long last, the obscene and flagrantly absurd shadow campaign”

    Yeah, because Jeb didn’t think Hillary’s shadow campaign was obscene or flagrantly absurd enough, so he gave it a couple more days.

  3. jason330 says:
    June 15, 2015 at 11:29 am

    Thanks Cassandra. I hadn’t seen it. Brilliant!

  4. Jason330 says:
    June 16, 2015 at 12:02 pm

    Trump has already billed himself as the “most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far,” pointing out even that he owns a “Gucci store that’s worth more than Romney.”

    More successful than Jefferson or Adams. The net worth of those losers couldn’t buy a pair of Gucci loafer, let alone a whole Gucci store.

    And this my, friends is why Trump has a base among the most idiotic Republicans. Like Trump, they equate money with success and imagine that success must naturally flow from ability and hard work. Ergo, to have money is to be virtuous.

    It is patently nonsensical on its face. Something that could only be believed by someone with the critical thinking skills of a 5 year old, but there you have it.

  5. cassandra_m says:
    June 16, 2015 at 12:25 pm

    Like Trump, they equate money with success and imagine that success must naturally flow from ability and hard work.

    Except for Democrats. Wealthy Democrats are suspect and despised by these wingnuts.

  6. Geezer says:
    June 16, 2015 at 12:35 pm

    The best part about Trump is that he continuously lies about his actual net worth. He claims billions; financial experts peg it as $150 million to $250 million. Republicans deserve him.

  7. cassandra_m says:
    June 16, 2015 at 1:11 pm

    Running to be First Pig apparently:

  8. Rusty Dils says:
    June 16, 2015 at 1:22 pm

    Go Carly

  9. Geezer says:
    June 16, 2015 at 1:38 pm

    Go where? Carly Fiorina could use a mega-dose of Shut the Fuck Up.

  10. Geezer says:
    June 16, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    I would volunteer to murder any one of the 19 GOP candidates, but Trump is the only one I’d insist on torturing first.

  11. jason330 says:
    June 16, 2015 at 2:05 pm

    Indeed. It is a particularly heinous pool of human excrement this year.

  12. ben says:
    June 16, 2015 at 2:21 pm

    unlike the violent, terrorist, Geezer…. I wouldn’t want to murder OR torture the candidates. That’s the GOP’s thing.

  13. Geezer says:
    June 16, 2015 at 8:49 pm

    It’s called a joke, Ben. Unless the revolution’s here.

  14. Jason330 says:
    June 16, 2015 at 9:47 pm

    I got my first email from Jeb. Pretty funny to hear the brother and son of Presidents talk about Hillary’s nefarious Washington connections.

    Jason330,

    Let me first preface this by saying, I’m a big emailer. You’re going to be hearing from me a lot.

    I apologize in advance.

    So I’m just going to go ahead and forewarn you, I really just want you to have your finger on the pulse of what’s going on with the campaign.

    We’re now 24 hours into the campaign. It’s been a great start, but I know we can do better. So I’m asking, will you become a Founding Member of my campaign by donating $100, $50, $25 or whatever you can afford?

    Become A Founding Member

    Everyone is watching us in these initial moments. Hillary Clinton is counting on her Washington connections to lock this race, so I’m counting on you to help us take back the White House, and fight back: Jeb2016.com

    Can I count on you?

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