DL’s GOP Fantasy League Update – Day 1

When Scott Walker went as the first pick to Pandora, I was a little surprised. But that was because I wasn’t tracking on the fact that Walker had recently won the Koch Brother’s primary, thereby tying down unlimited financial resources for the duration of the campaign. And that’s what makes this race fascinating. In the post Citizen’s United world, all bets are off. We could see a brokered convention in which the choice’s of four or five billionaires battle like cocks in the cockpits of old Tijuana.

These are the cocks:

Division 1
Jason330: Huckabee, Christie, Cruz (30),Carson | 30
Pandora: Walker, Paul (15), Rubio (9), and Santorum | 24
AQCL: Jindal, Bush, Fiorna, Ehrlich | 0

Division 1A
Prop Joe: Cruz (30), Jindahl, Walker, Perry | 30
Newton: Paul (15), Rubio (9), Carson, Santorum | 24
Del Dem: Bush, Christie, Huckabee, Graham | 0

Here are the Candidates with points: Cruz – 30 points (March 23rd), Paul – 15 points (April 7th), Rubio – 9 points (April 13).

Let me know if I miss an announcement, and good luck.

FAQ’s

What about the money?

There now exists a handshake bet between you and the members of your division. DL knows nothing about no money.

What does the acronym SIM stand for in “SIM card,” the cellphone circuit that authenticates who you are?

It stands for Subscriber Identity (or Identification) Module.

What river in the Emilia-Romagna region was the northernmost border of Italy in 49 BC, when it received its greatest claim to fame?

That river was (and is) obviously the Rubicon.