Saturday News Round Up

Filed in National by on November 15, 2014

It is the second Saturday after the country voted for baby Jesus, and lower taxes and so Republicans are already planning to flex their mandate and shut down the government. They say the shut down will be over the President’s claim that he is going to stop deporting so many browns. That’s the plan.

If the President trips them up by continuing to deport browns at the current rate, they’ll figure something out. Of course shutting down the government isn’t the first choice for the few remaining Republicans who still have a loose grip on reality. They’d prefer a lawsuit because threatening a lawsuit is pretty manly business that always gets results.

Tom Carper said that he’d vote with those same Republicans to overturn a Presidential veto because overriding a Presidential veto will usher in a golden age of peace and prosperity. It will also show the GOP once and for all that when Tom Carper says bipartisanship – BY GOD he means BIPARTI-FUCKING-SHIP.

The Europeans landed a space craft on a comet. They can do stuff like that because they don’t have the Tea Party.

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  1. bamboozer says:

    I expect endless talk & grandstanding about shut downs, impeachment and that newly discovered almighty power, the lawsuit, in the next two years. Expect any executive action of any sort to be labeled unconstitutional and grounds for impeachment, especially concerning immigration. Vaguely rational Republicans at the top will probably fend off the Ted Cruz wing of the party and put a halt to the fun. Maybe.

  2. Anonymous says:

    If your here Illegally, then you need to go back across the border. You want to come here, do it threw LEGAL means. What is so hard about that, we have laws to protect everyone!!
    The POTUS, already started this by saying it was going to be under Executive order, saying your not going to play by MY rules, then I’m going to do what I want. That is a shame, not be a leader!

  3. Jason330 says:

    So.. Deport the browns at the current rate. One size fits all, criminals and ten year solid citizens alike. Got it.

  4. EvolvDE says:

    We have to deport all those Anti-Mericans! Especially the ones who don’t speak our language! And most especially, the ones who don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.”

  5. Anonymous says:

    Let’s increase the gas Tax! Like these prices won’t go up??

    “It’s the perfect environment to fix the problem,” Carper said Friday. “Consumers, frankly, wouldn’t notice.” Tom Carper.

  6. SussexAnon says:

    Fear not, citizens, democrats will cave and nothing will get done on immigration.

    See: Everything that has occurred since 2009.

  7. mouse says:

    LOL, EvolvDE. ANd the haters never call for action against the people who hire the illegals. Why is that?