Gunfail of the Day — Georgia Man Stands His Ground Against His Own Penis
That title is the biggest reason I am posting this bit of ammosexual stupidity — this guy was at the gas station, holstering his weapon (what was he holstering his weapon for? Was he robbing the place? Threatening kids whose music was too loud? What?) and shot himself in his penis. Seriously, if gun owners are using their guns to take themselves out of the gene pool, then I’m down with that. With any luck, they’ll stop trying to hurt the rest of us while they are getting their ritual castration on.
A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis.
The man was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. when he attempted to holster his .45. Immediately after the gun went off, he drove to a friend’s house in Lake Wildwood. When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had “shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks.” The spent round fell onto the floor.
The man’s friend drove him to Coliseum Northside hospital and he was then transferred to the Medical Center of Central Georgia.
ps. I cannot WAIT to see what thumbnail graphic DD comes up for this one.
Tags: Ammosexuals, Gunfail
When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had “shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks.”
The guy is some kind of gun fail genius. He shot himself in the dick and ass at the same time.
Sorry Cass. I googled guns and penis and got back a number of disturbing results that are probably best not displayed on a PG-13 website. LOL.
LOL, DD! Does this count as the first time you’ve been stumped on an image?
I wasn’t stumped. There were images I could use… but I don’t think you want me to. LOL.
So instead of checking himself at the gas station and calling 911, he drives to a friend’s house and drops his drawers there? Can’t make this stuff up!
Maybe he wanted the friend to suck the lead out – snakebite style?
These are the best stories. All the facts are in. Suicides, accidents (especially with kids in the home) and crime occur at very high level while actual “home protection” and “personal defense” incidents hardly ever happen. Yet NRA shills continue to say otherwise.
Unfortunately, we are in a situation whereby the benefits, such as they are, of guns approaches nil (basically only hunting and “fun”, i.e., skeet/target shooting). The terrible consquences abound, but as long as the words “keep and bear arms” is in the second amendment it’s a dead issue. (Pardon the pun.)
I assume his next purchase will be a Porsche.
I assume his next purchase will be a Porsche.
That is funny.
Dude ended up with too much lead in his pencil.
Reminds me off the Mel Brooks circumcision joke sign… “Special: half off”
Anyway… A gun is about 10 times as likely to hit its owner than it is to hit a stranger.
With odds like those, anyone who carries a gun around is an idiot.
Unlike the last guy, at least he didn’t kill himself in front of his kids.
Even if you are a gun nut, you should have enough sense to have the safety on.