The Delaware Liberal Holiday Extravaganza Tonight!

Filed in National by on December 14, 2012

Come join your favorite evil mindless echo-chambery socialist communist yet somehow fascist and bleeding heart godless liberals as we celebrate the holiday season. And yes, Fox News, it is called the “Holidays” and we wish people “Happy Holidays” because there are other Holidays going on right now other than Christmas, just as there are other religions than Christianity.

The where and when:

Date: Tonight, December 14th

Place: Timothy’s (Riverfront)

Time: 7:00p.m.

And we will have a mystery guest showing up. No guessing on who it might be. Alright, I’ll tell you. Vice President Biden!!! Well, not really… no. But there will be a mystery guest.

In keeping with tradition, please bring food for the Food Bank of Delaware. We will be collecting the goodies and necessities and then delivering them the Food Bank. Let’s make someone’s season bright!

Looking forward to seeing everyone!

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  1. pandora says:

    I am really looking forward to it!

  2. jason330 says:

    I will be wearing my “worst sweater” entry. Also – possible my “worst pants” entry.

  3. pandora says:

    So… you’re serious about making the season bright?

  4. jason330 says:

    Serious as a heart a… ..gek!

  5. pandora says:

    Guys, I am moving these comments to yesterday’s Open Thread.

    I’d really like to keep this thread… jolly.

  6. jason330 says:

    No then. Back to my sweater. It isn’t a conventional “worst sweater” entry – in fact some might miss that it is a worst sweater entry at all.

  7. pandora says:

    I am intrigued… Are there things that light up on it or play music?

  8. Venus says:

    WWWHHHAAATTTT? This dribble about ugly sweaters. I thought we were doing ugly panties? You know liberal, and Santa is supposed to bring new ones. Conservatives do ugly sweaters. Mission statement friends, mission statement.

  9. pandora says:

    Can you join us this evening, Venus?

  10. Venus says:

    Certainly not in a sweater. I’d feel like Rikki Lake in a fur.

  11. Joe Cass says:

    “Excuse my manners if I make a scene; I ain’t gonna wear the clothes that you like”

  12. meatball says:

    Hmmm…I wonder when Delaware Politics holiday party will be?

  13. Great seeing everyone tonight!

  14. pandora says:

    Thanks to everyone who came out last night. We really brought in quite a bit of food for the Food Bank – thank you for your generosity.

    We had a wonderful turn-out and it was wonderful seeing old DL friends and meeting new ones!

  15. cassandra m says:

    And Jason330 forgot — AGAIN — to bring our bonus checks from George Soros. Don’t know what we’re going to do with that guy.

    It was great seeing everyone last night — thanks for joining us!

  16. jason330 says:

    My bad. (In my defense, Soros made this whole process much more difficult when he started paying the bonuses in Olive Garden gift cards.)

    Great seeing everyone.

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