Joe Arpaio Press Conference Findings Leaked

Filed in National by on July 17, 2012

Joe Arpaio will prove this afternoon that President Obama is a member “The Babylonian Brotherhood” which aims to enslave humanity. In addition to Obama their ranks include most world leaders, the British Royal Family, Jay Leno, Larry Hagman and the entire cast of the Golden Girls. The evidence will show that members of the brotherhood are secretly 7 feet tall reptiles who drink blood. The reptiles came to Earth from a “fourth dimension” to mine for precious metals, and must engage in murder, kidnapping and drug parties to keep their human appearance.

The facts are indisputable and will likely thrust Romney into the lead in his race to other-throw the usurper from the fourth dimension.

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  1. cassandra_m says:

    That’s going to lead to a tough 2-3 weeks for the President, for certain.

  2. puck says:

    Here’s a live feed to the press conference. If that link doesn’t work, try this one.

  3. socialistic ben says:

    this is going to be magical. Hey Rusty Dills, you ready? I got popcorn!

  4. socialistic ben says:

    damn you puck, I fell for it.

  5. Jennifer says:

    Shameful! Why is it that Obama has sealed his school records, birth records, medical records, passport records, etc?

    HE IS HIDING HIS PAST — and has admitted lying in his “autobiography.”

  6. socialistic ben says:

    and here they come…. *plays benny hill theme*

  7. socialistic ben says:

    Jennifer, did you “:” autobiography because you think he didnt write it, or you think it’s all false, or you think he wrote it about another Barack Obama?

    should i try to remind her about the medical records released in 2008? naw, that would upset the steeping process.

  8. jason330 says:

    This notion that Obama has somehow “sealed” all of his “school records, birth records, medical records, passport records, etc” is the wingnut push-back for the Bain revelations. The missing ingredient here is murder. Can’t they figure out how to blame Obama for Vincent Foster’s death?

  9. Geezer says:

    “Why is it that Obama has sealed his school records, birth records, medical records, passport records, etc?”

    HIs birth record is not sealed.

    Why did George W. Bush declare everything he did before age 40 off-limits?

    Shameful!

  10. socialistic ben says:

    we all got sucked in by a damp tea-troll. when is this press conference anyway?

  11. Dave says:

    I know that Jeff Christopher aspires to be like Joe, but really he has a long way to go before he reaches those heights (or depths?). I spent a lot of years in California and we really did have our share of nuts (some were really interesting like tree sitters) but I have come to realize that nuttydom is similar to a disease that spreads among a certain population whose common characteristic is fewer functioning brain cells than most folks. While California may have more than their fair share, Arizona, Virginia, and Delaware similarly afflicted.

  12. xstryker says:

    Jennifer made a typo. She meant to say “Romney”, not “Obama”.

  13. SHAWN says:

    WHY DID 7 CONGRESSMEN AND WOMEN…FOR EXAMPLE..JIM INHOFE PROFFERED A BILL JUST BEFORE OBAMA RAN THAT WOULD CHANGE QUALIFICATIONS FOR PRESIDENT. OUT OF THE BLUE HE TRIED TO STICK IT IN WITH ANOTHER BILL LIKE THEY DO, AND USED TO BE ILLEGAL. THIS IS ON RECORD, GO GOOGLE IT, IT IS IMPORTANT. THE BILL ATTEMPTED TO CHANGE THE QUALIFICATIONS FROM 2 CITIZEN PARENTS, AND BORN IN THE U.S. TO 1 CITIZEN PARENT, AND BORN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. THIS IS ALL A PLAN BUT YOU GUYS ONLY BELIEVE WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TRAINED LIKE DOGS TO BELIEVE. NOW GET THE STICK AND GO CHASE BIN LADEN WHO WAS DEAD ON DEC 16 2001. FOX NEWS REPORTED IT. I WASN’T AT THE FUNERAL. HAHAH BUT FOX NEWS TALK TO MANY WHO WERE. BUT THEN SUDDENLY PRETENDED IT DIDN’T HAPPEN. YOU ARE LIVING IN A JUDEO MASONIC CULLING PROCESS OF STERILIZATION AND TRANSFER OF CANCER INTO SUBJECTS VIA FAKE VACCINES. VACCINES DID NOT SAVE US FROM POLIO. YOU HAD TO BELIEVE THAT SO THEY CAN GO FORWARD. YOU GUYS AREN’T STUPID, SOME MUCH SMARTER THAN I. BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE STUPID TO BE BRAINWASHED THROUGH WHAT THEY’VE TAUGHT YOU IN SCHOOLS WHICH ARE BLATANT LIES. ABE LINCOLN WAS SON OF A.A.SPRINGS. REAL NAME SPRINGSTEIN. HIS FATHER WAS MULTIMILLIONAIRE ROTHSCHILD FAMILY AGENT IN THE SOUTH. HE FUNDED THE CARPET BAGGERS THEFT OF THE SOUTH.

  14. jason330 says:

    Golly. Thanks SHAWN. It all makes sense now.

  15. socialistic ben says:

    “SOME MUCH SMARTER THAN I.”

    SEE? not EVERYTHING the crazy people say is a lie.

  16. socialistic ben says:

    “THEFT OF THE SOUTH”
    is that what the Aryan Brotherhood is calling “emancipation” now? all these new P.C terms, I cant keep them straight.

  17. xstryker says:

    HEY SHAWN. HOW’S IT GOING? DID YOU GET THAT BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD FIXED YET? WRITE ME BACK, DUDE, I’D BE HAPPY TO COME OVER AND HELP YOU FIGURE IT OUT. I MEAN, AS LONG AS YOUR PARENTS HAVEN’T GROUNDED YOU OR ANYTHING, LOL.

  18. SHAWN says:

    THE BILL DIDN’T PASS SO THEY HAVE OBAMA BLACKMAILED. THEY PROMISED HIM THE LAW WOULD BE CHANGED. GET IT? OBAMAS MOTHER AND GRANDPARENTS ARE JEWISH CIA OWNED FOLK. HIS GRANDMOTHER WAS A BANKER FOR THE CABAL IN HAWAII. FOLKS, WHILE WE ARE LIVING OUR LIVES, THINKING YOU CAN TRUST THE NEWS, YOU CAN’T. YOU SIMPLY CAN’T. THEY ARE PART OF IT AND THEY ARE TRULY MAD. HAHAH THEY REALLY ARE. SO GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR BRAINWASHING. NOW GO CALL PEOPLE WHO CLEARLY SEE OBAMA IS A BANKER TOOL TO DO THEIR BIDDING, JUST LIKE BUSH, THEN THEY DESERVE WHAT’S COMING. AND BROTHERS AND SISTERS, YOU WILL FINALLY SEE WHO WAS GOOD AND BAD. LISTEN TO SPEECHES BY BENJAMIN FREEDMAN. HE WAS AT THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES. ANOTHER SPEECH ON YOUTUBE BY MYRON FAGAN. 2HRS EACH SPEECH. YOU WILL SUDDENLY SEE IT ALL CLEARLY. GIVE IT A TRY. JUST 5 MINUTES WORTH.

  19. socialistic ben says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MkRuV0aCcI (nsfw)

    nazi punks F*ck off

  20. puck says:

    I can’t believe WordPress filters out legitimate comments with three links but lets in a whole paragraph of all caps, no problem.

  21. xstryker says:

    HEY SHAWN, IF YOU WANT I CAN COME OVER AND HELP TUTOR YOU IN HISTORY, TOO. I DON’T WANNA SEE YOU GET LEFT BACK A GRADE AGAIN. YOU’RE PROBABLY GONNA NEED HELP REWRITING THAT PAPER ON THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES GIVEN HOW BADLY THE TEACHER RIPPED IT, LOL. HOPE ME BEING JEWISH DOESN’T MEAN WE CAN’T BE BROS ANYMORE! TTYL

  22. puck says:

    Wait – Obama’s Jewish? Did SHAWN scoop Sheriff Arpaio???

  23. Aoine says:

    Hey shawn is nothing compared to what I found out about sheriff christophers biggest supporter- william christy

    Franconia NH. Passed himself off as a federal agent
    Then tried to pass as a fomer JAG
    its amazing what the internet reveals about people

    Banned from several sits amd stalks across the internet
    Has tried to friend judges here in De and tried to keep his past hidden

    Thanks to a civil rights blogger with ties to dennis gilman who tracks Arpiao issues – who kept all the evidence -we know what a kook he is

    If he and beatty team up ( which they have) i dont see how the sheriff can lose

    Nothing Arpiao has can beat these two tin fool hat makers

    Mad hatters- both of them- in the original meaning of the word too

  24. xstryker says:

    Breaking: Arpaio announces that President Obama is a computer generated forgery, and that Joe Biden has been hiring a series of impersonators for public appearances. In response, Biden simply shouted, “MINDFREAK!”

  25. puck says:

    There really is a live feed of the Arpaio press conference (starts at 5:30 Eastern time). The catch is you have to sign up with wnd.com. Not worth it. I’m sure Rusty will fill us in.

  26. cassandra_m says:

    Ever notice that rusty and Sheriff Arpaio never post at the same time? Wonder if they are the same person!

  27. puck says:

    OK, here’s an unencumbered live link to Arpaio:

    http://www.abc15.com/generic/news/live-video

    Unfortunately I can’t stick around to watch it.

  28. I’m watching this crap. They don’t have (so far) anything to prove the documents are false, but they have plenty of fodder for the wingnuts.

  29. SussexAnon says:

    Impeaching the state of Hawaii. Good plan.

    “The doc is false because its forged and even if it was real, by State Statute, no Hawaii BC is valid”

    I am paraphrasing, but, yeah, its just that twisted.

    Wow.

  30. Classiccom says:

    Sheriff Arpaio did a great job with his press conference today. If America lets a criminal government go unchecked, don’t be surprised to see more Bernie Madoffs taking us for everything we have. It has been open season for many years now.

    http://www.mcso.org/MultiMedia/PressRelease/Birth%20Certificate%20Investigation%20Part%20II.pdf

  31. Aoine says:

    DONT YOU FIND IT ODD THAT IN THE PRESS RELEASE THAT ARPIAO STATES THAT THE FEDS (NOT THE STATE OF HAWAII) HAVE JURISDICTION OVER IMMIGRATION LAW??

    BUT IN ARIZONA, ARPIAO THINKS THE STATE DOES???….

    sorry for the caps – but Im NOT typing that over

    seems that he likes to have it both ways….

    there are sooo many holes to drive a truck thru in the statement –

    if I was a taxpayer in Arizona I would be PISSED!!! my tax dollars were wasted in this manner

    and again – only the child has to be born in the US – unless the child is the child of diplomats – per the 14th ammendment
    ask Niki Haley, Bobby Jindal and Marco Rubio
    why dont they investigate them
    and a natural born citizen had never been defined
    and the requirement for President was already changed to what it was today – prior to that one did NOT have to be born in the US at all

    but the Faux News T-bagger set will follow/believe this shit hook line and sinker because they have no critical history skills and even less knowledge of the Constitution

  32. Classiccom says:

    Video 2: The Manual Coding On Barack Obama’s Birth Certificate Proves It’s Not Legit

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yft0kz_fbnA&feature=player_embedded

    Revolution Number 9-The Beatles

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVf5Cr4M-F8

    Enjoy !

  33. socialistic ben says:

    Well Rusty? was it everything you hoped it would be?

  34. puck says:

    Sheriff Joe – Release the 1961 Hawaiian instruction manual! Why are you withholding the manual? What are you hiding?

    and,

    Can anyone explain why Susan Nordyke’s Business is coded as 1 which means “White” according to Sheriff Joe? How much does being White pay in Hawaii? I might be able to afford to live there after all.

    I guess I’m down the rabbit hole now, aren’t I.

  35. AQC says:

    Are they giving access to the internet at the state hospital?

  36. socialistic ben says:

    shorter Sheriff Joe
    “This law that was established in hawaii when the president was 20 is PROOF that if he went back in time in a Delorean and fathered himself in kenya, he would be an illegal…. BARACK OBAMA JR!!????!! he gives it away!”
    … i love this guy!

  37. MJ says:

    SHAWN, YOU MEAN THAT ABE LINCOLN, NE ROTHSCHILD, WAS ACTUALLY AMERICA’S FIRST JEWISH PRESIDENT? WELL I’LL BE!

    I HEAR THAT LITHIUM IS ON SPECIAL AT WALMART FOR $3.00 A PRESCRIPTION.

  38. MJ says:

    Arpaio=GOP=Rmoney. Yeah, please keep it up. 40 states for Obama.

  39. MJ says:

    NWFW – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x01HIJocBUo

    George Lopez takes on Rmoney and Arpaio

  40. Rusty Dils says:

    Joe Arpaio Press conferance summary.

    1. Arpaio not accusing Obama, says obama may have been told he was born in Hawaii his whole life, or maybe he was born there. This birth certificate is a forgery though.

    2. Between March one press conference, and trip to Hawaii, Posse hired two independent forensic document experts who never new each other, each ran approximately 600 test on mac and windows, and concluded the document has been tampered with.
    Birth certificate layers has 1 8 bit layer, and 1 8 bit layer for background. If what white house says is true, document would have 1 1 bit layer, and multiple 8 bit back ground layers. They are finished with digital document part of investigation, Document has been manipulated.

    3. Anomilies are that the document had written code numbers in boxes 9 and 12B. Posse talked to 95 year old Verna Lee, (UK Lee) from the document. She confirmed that the hand coding is wrong, and it was always double checked, and on her watch a mistake could not have been made. This conversation with Verna Lee was recorded. Under Fathers Nationality, it States African, (Which by the way was not used between the years 1961, and 1989). If it states “something in the box, then the codes should have been 1, but they were not, they were 9, which means there was not information about fathers citezinship.

    4. The birth certificates where kept in in batches by regions of where they came from (Which hospitals), and stamped at the end of the month with a numerical stamp that automatically added one each time it was used. The birth certificates were sorted regionally, and chronologically, so obamas should have had a lower number than the two twins they use for control since they were born after him. but no, his number was higher, which is wrong if he was born at Kapoloni Hospital as claimed.

    5. National securities issues. Dr. Corsey uncovered a law in court archives, starting in 1955, and continuing thru 1982, any adult could report an unwitnessed birth, and the hospital would record a birth certificate. They have proof that this was done on a regular basis for out of country people, especially japaneese. All you had to do was prove residency in Hawaii for the adult. Not even citezenship. In 1982, the law was expanded, and as long as you were an adult resident of Hawaii, and could show 12 months of taxes paid, and you reported an unwitnessed birth, the law now states the the state of Hawaii shall issue a birth certificate. With the state not having any ability to investigate these, they say the birth certificates offer only Primafacia Evidence of U.S. Birth, and requires further investigation or documentation. This law document Corsey found burred in a box in the state archives. So now anyone can say their kid or adult kid, (their is no time limit) can be an Hawaian citezin. Very Disturbing for the country.

    6. An arizona Doctor was resident at Kapolini Hospital in 1970. He says there was a log book kept, that the attending nurse enter the information in on the mother, this book was kept in a desk for 2 years, then put in the hospital library. The public has access to these with hospital permission, but the posse was denied access, and asked to leave the premises.

    7. The department of health also gave the posse the bumbs rush, and would not confirm or deny that the certificate was the same as they handed out. And they said after they hand it out you can do whatever you want to modify it as far as there concerned.

    Nope, Nothing wrong here, better move along.

    I think the phones are ringing at Robert Redford and Dustan Hoffmans house right now.

  41. Liberal Elite says:

    @RD “This birth certificate is a forgery though.”

    It’s been certified. If there was a crime in that, it’s certainly not Obama’s.

    “2. Between March has been tampered with.”

    Big yaaaawn.

    Same for 3-7. Given that it was certified by Hawaii, this all seems really really stupid.

    And that fact that his mother was an American, would likely make him qualified to be President even if he was born in Kenya, makes it all even MORE STUPID.

    What’s the matter with you people???

  42. Aoine says:

    UMMMM, they are just that unbelieveably stupid!! ignorant and unwilling to be anything else

    its the unwilling to be anything but ignorant that gets me –

  43. Dave says:

    Did Arpaio’s experts explain how Obama got through customs from Kenya? Did his mother put him a papyrus basket and hide him among the reeds? Just how did Obama get from Kenya to Hawaii without a trace? Barrack Jason Bourne Obama?

    Did Arpaio mention Jeff Christopher? Will he be creating a position for Christopher on his staff? When is Jeff moving?

  44. puck says:

    Now that nobody seems to have noticed Arpaio’s “proof,” it’s time to strap your tinfoil tighter and move on to attacking the coverup.

  45. Aoine says:

    @dave – here is something interesting for you if you have not seen it already:

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Citizens-for-a-Sane-Sussex-County-Sheriff/213541292056755?ref=hl

    like herpes – Christopher is the gift that keeps on giving……….

  46. xstryker says:

    Jerome Corsi is an “independent forensic expert”? On what planet? Jerome Corsi is a professional liar, whose Ph.D is in Political Science. He’s authored several books, each one is a collection of lies designed to discredit a political candidate, and are transparently dishonest. He’s as independent as Rush Limbaugh.

  47. xstryker says:

    “Then Corsi stated ‘Howard Phillips of the Constitution Party asked me to consider seriously running for president in 2008 and I am doing so.’ He then agreed to be nominated at the Constitution Party National Convention, but he dropped out in July 2007.”

    This is the creator of Swiftboating, and a guy who believes 9/11 was an inside job. This guy is too psycho even for Hugh Hewitt.

  48. Classiccom says:

    Obama’s approval ratings are so low that Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States!—

  49. cassandra_m says:

    Classiccom or Michael Pawlikowski — pick one name and be here under it.

  50. Michael Pawlikowski says:

    Obama ‘outsourced’ his birth and his birth certificate.

    Thanks Cassandra, I am not used to this forum.

  51. xstryker says:

    When is Arpaio going to investigate Romney’s birth certificate?

  52. cassandra_m says:

    @ Michael Pawlikowski you will be a more successful commenter here if you remove your tinfoil hat. Pushing conspiracy theories here about the President’s birth certificate means you won’t be here long. There are plenty of forums where you’ll find a ready audience for this bullshit, but not here.

  53. Michael Pawlikowski says:

    I’d rather not be a member of an organization that would list me as a successful commentator.

    Thanks for your concern.

  54. Michael Pawlikowski says:

    Quote When is Arpaio going to investigate Romney’s birth certificate?
    ==========================================================

    Better to deal with the devil you know? You might be right.

  55. cassandra_m says:

    It’s ok. There won’t be further warnings.

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  57. bethann says:

    some one needs to take roxanne cross case