Exclusive Pictures: Rick Santorum Tanning in San Juan – UPDATED

Filed in National by on March 15, 2012

Campaigns are extremely tough on a person’s body. Especially if you’re running for President.

This could explain why Rick Santorum is catching some rays poolside at La Concha in San Juan.

La Concha is one of the host hotels for the Atlantis Events Exotic Southern Caribbean Cruise which leaves San Juan on Sunday Saturday on the Celebrity Summit. This cruise will have about 2300 gay men on it and most are staying at La Concha. I wonder if Ricky was looking for something on the DL.

I got this picture from a friend of mine who is going on the cruise and is staying at the hotel. He actually took the picture and got confirmation from the Secret Service that the fat, pasty, white guy was indeed the frothy former senator from PA (that’s Pennsylvania, not an abbreviation for a body modification).

Here is another pic of Santorum in all of his adonis-like manliness.

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  1. MJ says:

    It could be worse – Rushbo and Curley could be on the lounges next to him.

  2. Mark says:

    OMG! I’m blind!!! Blood streaming from eyes……See bright light and dead relatives beckoning……..

  3. Grin says:

    If I was on an island in the tropics, I would not spend any time at the hotel pool.

  4. Sue says:

    so this is the reason that he has requested Puerto Rico to have English as its primary language….problems ordering a Shirley Temple at the pool!

  5. MJ says:

    I wonder if he’s going to join the boys for show tunes in the lobby bar later.

  6. Idealist says:

    This picture is Rick’s greatest contribution to the abstinence only movement.

  7. reis says:

    I caught the reference in “frothy”. Please allow a nod to Dan Savage.

  8. ek says:

    Where’s a sweater-vest when you need one?

  9. meatball says:

    Ha, a shoebe.

  10. JTF says:

    ek wins today. everyone else can stop.

  11. Jason330 says:

    I’m surprised these pics have not been distributed nationally yet.

  12. V says:

    how do we get these to go viral?

  13. Jason330 says:

    Link to them from a Daily Kos diary.

  14. caligula says:

    Breaking News: Human suns next to pool

    im not even a sanscrotum supporter and this is stupid to me. let’s get some real news. there’s a lot going on out there…not this pap.

  15. MJ says:

    “I’m not even a sanscrotum supporter and I’m stupid for posting an asinine comment.”

    There, fixed it for you.

  16. sdg says:

    Many gay couples with confirmed reservations were kicked out.

  17. Joe Cass says:

    This kind of bullshit supposition and allusion only promotes bigotry.
    Santorum is a frothy vatican sub. Why tie in the sexuality of the cruise or the resort?
    We know it, they ignore it and the Dbag Rick won’t acknowledge equality because he has a financial stake.

  18. MJ says:

    Actually, La Concha was oversold, which is standard, and some people were accommodated at other hotels last night. They weren’t kicked out. Most all of them have been given rooms at La Concha for tonight and tomorrow, and the rooms were comped for one night. Today, the hotel asked a large number of non-guests to leave the pool area, which is also standard.

    Joe – I pointed out the cruise and the hotel because his advance people should have realized that the hotel was going to be gay central prior to the cruise and might have wanted to avoid the publicity.

  19. Joe Cass says:

    MJ, frothy is so wrong on every issue. Staying in the closet while spending money is acceptable for these holy rollers; fine dining and polite conversations works, too, but any and every boogeyman available for fundraising is used by god fearing tools. Saint Ricky has had more successful dealings with homosexuals than he knows or would admit.As had every American across the fruited plains.No photo or innuendo will deter any gop from maintaining the “stance” of profitable homophobia.
    If reason will not bring people around then I’ve got time. Water seeks its own level and so does equality.

  20. MJ says:

    Our pic is on the front page of the Drudge Report.

  21. Delaware Dem says:

    It went national, and Santorum had to comment on it.

  22. MJ says:

    and we did our small part to help that along

  23. Jason330 says:

    I finally agree with Santorum on something. He could stand to lose 15 or 20 pounds.

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