Fat White Guys and Women

Filed in National by on March 8, 2012

Over the past week, we’ve had two excellent posts by Pandora on the rethuglican’s war on women.

Well, I guess our resident mysoginist, WGMD’s Colley the Fatman felt left out, because he had to add in his two cents.

Last Friday, El Blimpo posted this on the WGMD website and also sent it out on his twitter feed:

A caller to my Friday radio show (a woman and libertarian) asked if Sandra Fluke was training for the law or work in a bordello. What’s the difference? Without taxpayer funded contraception, Sandra Fluke no more. I’m told President Obama had no trouble tracking down her telephone number. It’s on every men’s room wall in Washington. When news of the call broke, Obama himself received a telephone call. Bill Clinton wanted Sandra’s number.

Now of course, you know that he’s going to claim that he was being funny. But those of us who know this schmuck and have been on the receiving end of his insults know otherwise. And you really have to love how he describes progressives: “…hemp clothing wearing, Volvo driving, cabernet sipping fellow travelers.” For the record, my clothes are usually 100% cotton, I drive a Hyundai, I cannot drink red wine because of the tannins (I prefer a nice Pinot Gris or a riesling) and the last time I looked, I’ve never been a member of the Communist party.

But MJ, seriously, what do Colley and Rushbo have in common besides hating educated women? Ah, grasshopper, I’ll explain. Both are obese, white men, who speak into a large, phallic device for 3-4 hours a day. Both are divorced (Curley once, Rushbo 3 times). Both claim to be Christians (listening to them I have my doubts), and both are slime bags idiots. Both are the voice and face of today’s GOP – Rushbo on a national basis and Curley down here in Sussex. Both also are defense hawks, but were too chicken shit to put on the uniform and serve their country, unlike this progressive.

My guess is that these are two very lonely people. While Rushbo is currently married (although you never see Mrs. Rusbo in public), Curley has had a series of bad relationships since his divorce. Hell, one of his ex-girlfriends still calls into his show on a daily basis, calling herself “Angry White Woman.” And this probably fuels their hatred of educated and outspoken women.

Colley calls himself the “big dog.” One of his promos states that “in conservative heaven, Robert Taft, Barry Goldwater, and William F. Buckley listen to” him. If they are, they’re shaking their heads in disgust because of how he and his ilk have polluted the conservative cause. Hell, I doubt that Goldwater would even be considered a conservative by today’s standard.

Yeah, even Delaware has its airwaves filled with BS on a daily basis.

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  1. Miscreant says:

    “…they’re shaking their heads in disgust because of how he and his ilk have polluted the conservative cause.”

    Truth. I don’t even consider these insufferable douche bags to be conservatives, but a couple of fringe walking bigots. Just like I don’t consider Chris Matthews, Bill Maher to be progressives.

  2. Jason330 says:

    I’ll say it here too.

    I’m not at all surprised to find that Colley is divorced. Colley’s show and his nonsensical old testament rant about “evil liberals” is simply more evidence that the right’s sexual mania is fueled by the cognitive dissonance created by the inability for Republican leaders to come to term with their sexual proclivities.

    From the South Carolina GOP’s “no-porn” pledge to Limbaugh to Santorum, we see the outworking of privately “dirty” Republicans trying to rage against the darkness within by screaming for public cleanliness.

    You don’t need to be Sigmund Freud to put two and two together.

  3. fightingbluehen says:

    Well as long as we are busting on white guys, how about a really pasty white guy who is so pasty white that he looks like a ghost on TV. I’m talking about Bill Maher and his misogynistic rants and tone.

    We can’t forget about “drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park and you’ll never know what you will find”(James Carville’s response to alleged sexual harassment by Bill Clinton on Paula Jones)

    Ah yes, the double standard is alive and well isn’t it?

  4. Jason330 says:

    If anybody is tempted to reply to comments like the one above, you should be aware of where the writer got the “idea” for the comment.

    Perhaps posting a reply at the source of the comment might make more sense then replying to the transcriber?

  5. fightingbluehen says:

    For the record Jason330, I never read either link you referred to. I just used the most obvious examples that came to mind. The double standard issue is not a new one.
    Yes I did check google for an accurate quote form Carville.

  6. fightingbluehen says:

    Thanks for the link to that Larry Elder post. He makes a good point.

  7. Geezer says:

    “Ah yes, the double standard is alive and well isn’t it?”

    This “argument” might have some bite if you weren’t already guilty of the same thing.

  8. V says:

    FBH – what if i said those comments aren’t acceptable either? But at least Bill Maher supports feminist causes so my irritation is reducted to “C’mon Bill, dont be an ass, you know better” instead of “I would really like it if Rush Limbaugh was hit by a train.”

    sort of like how the ladies of DL have had long arguments with the men of DL for sexist comments in the past even though we KNOW they’re on our side politically.

    No double standard from me.

  9. anon says:

    I’m pretty tired of Republicans excusing their bad behavior by trying to deflect to someone else’s bad behavior. That was the basis of Rush’s “apology,” he wasn’t being an asshole, he was just acting like a liberal. My guess is he’s popping the oxy again.

    Bill Colley is a disgusting pig. I will never forget the terrible things he said about Michelle Rollins in 2010, he called her “pure evil” and accused her of selling her uterus to the highest bidder, he called her a washed up beauty queen and said she would have been nothing if she hadn’t married money. Then he’d cry on the air because people were attacking his crush Christine O’Donnell for being a liar.

    Colley also wrote this: Heck, Dr. Stanley Ann Dunham traveled the globe linking up with “savages” and civilizing them in the sack! Her efforts even created a President of the United States.

    Meanwhile, have you seen the law being proposed by a Republican in Wisconsin that calls single parenting “child abuse”? I consider that another attack on women, considering the vast majority of single parents are women. Pigs. All of them.

  10. Truth Teller says:

    fightingbluehen It was a $20.00 bill not a $100.00 you would get Mugged for that amount down here in Sussex as far as WDMG’s Bill goes it’s a lost cause.The inbreeding of the toothless far surpasses the liberal thinking of the beaches.

  11. reis says:

    Went to Vagina Monologues last night at UD. Didn’t see Colley or Santorum there.

  12. Miscreant says:

    “Went to Vagina Monologues last night at UD. Didn’t see Colley or Santorum there.”

    Their vaginas speak for themselves.

  13. Grin says:

    Some motrin might help Colley and Santorum with that problem.