When The Constitution Just Isn’t Enough
New Hampshire Republicans are taking textual originalism to a whole new level: three lawmakers have proposed a bill that requires that all legislation find its origin not in the U.S. constitution, but an English document crafted in 1215.
When the legislature reconvenes this month, Republicans want their colleagues to justify many new bills with a direct quote from the 800-year-old Magna Carta.
Gotta love those good ol’ Medieval times!
New Hampshire lawmakers might have trouble applying passages like, “We shall straightway return the son of Llewelin and all the Welsh hostages,” or, “If anyone who has borrowed a sum of money from Jews dies before the debt has been repaid, his heir shall pay no interest on the debt for so long as he remains under age.”
Ya think? But what won’t surprise you is this: One of the bill’s sponsors admitted that he wasn’t terribly familiar with the actual text, and mainly saw the measure as an homage. Homage? Republicans do like their false idols.
Where do they get these crazy ideas? Are they seriously saying that an English document trumps our Constitution? I’m telling you, the biggest threat to the United States is stupidity.
Tags: Republican Crazy
Republicans keep rendering satire moot. This time, Theodoric of York, Medieval Judge Next up, the Bass-o-matic.
So the next time one of these RWNJs spouts off about wanting to ban Sharia law as being foreign, simply point out that the Magna Carta is also foreign law.