Question of the Day

By Delaware Dem

In case you were unaware of the earth stopping news that an attention starved pseudo-celebrity with no discernable skills or societal worth named Kim Kardashian was getting a divorce 72 days after she married to more fanfare than the Royal Wedding, well than, now you know. Since this topic is trending planet-wide on Twitter… Name things that are longer than a Kim Kardashian marriage.

There Are 16 Responses So Far. »

  1. Cher’s Farewell Tour.

  2. Michael Jackson’s nap.

  3. Chris Christie’s belt.

  4. No input on the question, but just want to showcase Mrs. Betty Bowers’ (America’s Best Christian) announcement of this business:

    US Weekly courtesan Kim Kardashian, a gal unfettered by either talent or taste, cashed in on her fake wedding and is now cashing out. It’s rather difficult for gays to undermine marriage when crass straight people are this competitive about it.

  5. I hope that Prince William and Kate don’t die in a mountain climbing accident next year. Or perhaps I do.

  6. Country’s love for Obama

  7. 2 dog years
    -G

  8. Also the life cycle of the American cockroach

  9. My domestic partnership (13 years strong).

  10. All of my marriages!

  11. Phyllis Diller’s last face lift.

  12. Tax season.

  13. will this post be deleted too?

  14. Another offseason without a World Series title. :(

  15. turnaround time for the payment of COD’s debts

  16. The Sarah Palin hate bus tour. And her gov career to boot.

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