Question of the Day

Filed in National by on October 31, 2011

In case you were unaware of the earth stopping news that an attention starved pseudo-celebrity with no discernable skills or societal worth named Kim Kardashian was getting a divorce 72 days after she married to more fanfare than the Royal Wedding, well than, now you know. Since this topic is trending planet-wide on Twitter… Name things that are longer than a Kim Kardashian marriage.

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  1. MJ says:
    October 31, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    Cher’s Farewell Tour.

  2. puck says:
    October 31, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Michael Jackson’s nap.

  3. puck says:
    October 31, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    Chris Christie’s belt.

  4. cassandra_m says:
    October 31, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    No input on the question, but just want to showcase Mrs. Betty Bowers’ (America’s Best Christian) announcement of this business:

    US Weekly courtesan Kim Kardashian, a gal unfettered by either talent or taste, cashed in on her fake wedding and is now cashing out. It’s rather difficult for gays to undermine marriage when crass straight people are this competitive about it.

  5. anon says:
    October 31, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    I hope that Prince William and Kate don’t die in a mountain climbing accident next year. Or perhaps I do.

  6. anon says:
    October 31, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    Country’s love for Obama

  7. Grin says:
    October 31, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    2 dog years
    -G

  8. Grin says:
    October 31, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    Also the life cycle of the American cockroach

  9. MJ says:
    October 31, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    My domestic partnership (13 years strong).

  10. AQC says:
    October 31, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    All of my marriages!

  11. MJ says:
    October 31, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    Phyllis Diller’s last face lift.

  12. ek says:
    October 31, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    Tax season.

  13. Joe Cass says:
    October 31, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    will this post be deleted too?

  14. Another Mike says:
    November 1, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Another offseason without a World Series title. 🙁

  15. PBaumbach says:
    November 1, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    turnaround time for the payment of COD’s debts

  16. Von Cracker says:
    November 1, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    The Sarah Palin hate bus tour. And her gov career to boot.

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