Monthly Archives: September 2011

Science Fact Catches Up to Science Fiction As We Speak

By the time you read this a scientist somewhere will have pulled some wild ass shit out of the magic hat of science. When you scanned the words “magic hat” just now, some scientist just invented a robot rendering magic hats so obso-fucking-leet that it gives me the chills.

Sure, America is falling behind in science because we suck and spending money on science is a mugs game. But Sky dad will protect us from our failing infrastructure and anyway, it is the infrastructure’s job to fall on our heads, because Skydad planned it that way, so shut up pinko fag.

Anyway…. this is interesting. One minute I’m reading this science fiction story by Steven Newton (which is about as doused in blood as you’d expect a Republican’s science fiction story to be) wherein people can read other people’s thoughts and memories like they are watching the Sean Hannity Show. That is to say, it is mostly nausea inducing. Then an hour later I read about how scientist have worked out MRI decoding to the point where you can kinda read people thoughts like you are watching the an underwater version of the Sean Hannity Show.

Pretty neat. Living on the edge of the end of civilization is fairly entertaining.

Friday Open Thread

House Republicans last night passed a government funding bill that pays for new disaster aid with partisan budget cuts. The bill now is dead in the Senate. From yesterday you recall Boehner had three choices. He chose option three.

Harry Reid:

“[The GOP bill] fails to provide the relief that our fellow Americans need as they struggle to rebuild their lives in the wake of floods, wildfires and hurricanes, and it will be rejected by the Senate,” said the Nevada Democrat, warning the Federal Emergency Management Agency could “run out of money as soon as Monday.”

Here is the Governor’s weekly message, this week honoring Lt. Szczerba:

Rest in peace Lt. Szczerba.

Speaking of Insurance…

See this article in Bloomberg Business Week and come back for a chat.

Small businesses are are exposed to bank hacking risks that banks are doing nothing to manage. If your account is hacked, the banks position is basically – tough luck.

$1 billion is stolen from small business accounts annually. This seems like a shitty situation for a state that wants to be small business friendly, so let’s look at this solution:

Banks have to purchase insurance for small business accounts. The rigor of having to apply for and get insured would cause banks to beef up the security on small ($50k to $2 million on deposit) accounts.

This is doable, who is with me?

Debate Debriefing: Will Teabag Bile Be Enough For Perry?

Not wishing to roll around in excrement, I didn’t watch the most recent GOP “debate.” From what I’m reading about it though, Perry screwed the pooch. By all reports, he garbled a gimme “bomb the shit out of them” defense policy question, defended his HPV vaccine when he should have been claiming that it was a Kenyan plot, and looked more than a little outclassed by Romney.

So, the question is still, will the teabags push back against the GOP shot callers? They hate Romney like poison, but are getting the clear message from DC that Perry is Christine O’Donnell in cowboy boots. Is Bachmann going to see a resurgence with this Perry stumble?

Did anybody actually watch that thing last night?

News-Journal Exposes General Assembly Pension Scam…More To Follow

Every couple of years, retired state employees get something like a 2% pension increase. If they’re lucky. If there’s money for it. If the legislators are in a giving mood.

However, for a not-particularly small, but select, group of state legislators, a pension windfall is realized whenever certain veteran legislators retire or, in the case of the ethically-compromised Terry Spence, are defeated. Doesn’t matter if there’s no money for it. They get it. Uh, and we’re not talking 2% either:

Spence’s retirement boosted the minimum monthly pension payout for former lawmakers — and those still serving — by 23 percent in 2008, a News Journal analysis shows.

First, read the excellent article by Chad Livengood in today’s News-Journal. Also make plans to read the Sunday News-Journal where he will unveil yet another particularly egregious pension rip-off by these ‘honorables’.

Let’s make clear that, when it comes to today’s highlighted  rip-off, we’re not talking about ALL legislators. We’re talking about legislators who had either retired by 1997 or who were serving in 1997. Many of those serving in 1997 still ‘serve’ today. 17 in fact. And 76 retired legislators also get this windfall. Simple math reveals that 93 current or retired legislators got a 23% pension boost when Terry Spence was defeated.

So why is 1997 so important?

A provision tucked deep in the pension plan for legislators elected before 1997 bases their pension on the salary of the highest paid legislator, typically the House speaker or Senate president pro tempore.The little-known perk is referred to as the “escalator clause” or “Super COLA” and will make pensions for that group of legislators continue to grow every time the highest-paid lawmaker retires until they all die off.

In 1997, the General Assembly put an end to the escalator clause for legislative pensions, except for those lawmakers in office at the time.

In other words, they made sure that they exempted themselves from this alleged ‘reform’.  62 legislators, ladies and gentlemen, who made sure that they and they alone would receive these windfalls for the rest of their misbegotten days.

Just so you know who ‘they’ are, here is the roster for the 139th Delaware General Assembly, which was in session during 1997, the year that this ‘reform’ was enacted. Anyone elected after this year would not get the ‘Super-COLA’. Here is a list of those still serving from this General Assembly:

Senators: McDowell, Marshall, Henry, Sorenson, Blevins, Sokola, McBride, B. Ennis, Bonini, Simpson, Bunting, Venables.

Representatives: Dennis P. Williams, Keeley, Hudson (nee Capano), Gilligan, Lee.

Regardless of whether they’re still serving or not, those on the 1997-’98 legislative roster, along with those who retired prior to 1997, all received that 23% increase when Terry Spence retired.

It’s a rip-off, pure and simple. The only defense seems to be that the rip-off loophole was closed in 1997.

Here’s what Delaware’s dimmest bulb, Colin Bonini, said about it:

If legislators had given regular state employees an escalator clause, they could earn a pension based on “what their boss makes,” said Sen. Colin Bonini, R-Dover South.“That is wrong. The good news is we fixed it,” said Bonini, who was elected in 1994 and is one of the last legislators grandfathered into the old system.

Right. They fixed it going forward. But only after making sure that each and every one of the 62 of them would reap the benefits from this rip-off. Including Bonini.

And let me make this clear. Not everyone was in on this ‘fix’. No, we’re talking the Nancy Cooks (especially the Nancy Cooks), Terry Spences, and the other  powerful and ethically-challenged amongst the legislators. This was an inside job. And here’s what it means:

Spence’s retirement would let current Sen. Harris McDowell retire next year after 36 years in office with a $50,165 annual pension at the end of 2012 — 17 percent more than the base annual salary for legislators.”That’s not something I pay very much attention to,” said McDowell, a Wilmington Democrat and co-chairman of the Joint Finance Committee.

Yes he does. And so do most of the other legislators and/or retired legislators licking their drooping chops for that next windfall. Because the rules that apply to virtually every other state employee do not apply to state legislators. Never have.

It’s long past time that we make sure that they do. They’re supposed to serve, not to reap unwarranted windfalls from their alleged service.

Thinking Way Ahead

I like thinking ahead, even if it is a pointless exercise. Assuming Governor Markell, Lt. Governor Denn, Senator Carper and Congressman Carney win reelection next year, and assuming Attorney General Biden wins a third term in 2014 and Senator Coons and State Treasurer Chip Flowers win reelection to their respective offices in 2014, it sets up 2016 as an interesting year for possible confrontation and primaries among the deep Democratic statewide lineup. It might be 2008 all over again.

Here is a rundown of offices and the possible candidates:

Governor
Lt. Governor Denn
Treasurer Flowers
Attorney General Biden

Lt. Governor
Treasurer Flowers
Insurance Commissioner Crane

Then in 2018, I finally expect Senator Carper to retire, which sets up another possible collision course:

Senator
Fmr. Governor Markell
Attorney General Biden (if he has not been elected Governor)
Congressman Carney

Of course, events and the Delaware Way may figure this all out long before these potential primaries occur. Lt. Governor Denn may not run for Governor, and Flowers may decide to run for Lt. Governor instead in order to avoid a primary, leaving Biden as the gubernatorial nominee. Congressman Carney may decide to stay where he is in order to avoid another matchup with Markell. The one thing I find interesting though is Chip Flowers. I recall another State Treasurer with higher ambitions and enthusiastic campaign volunteers. And if I recall that State Treasurer was successful in moving up against the Delaware Way.

Abby Betts Endorses Mitch Crane

Via Crane’s facebook:

Mitch Crane for Delaware
I am honored to announce that Kent County Democratic Committee chair Abby Betts has endorsed my candidacy. Abby is largely responsible for the Democrats’ success in Kent County in taking majority control of county government and also electing great Democrats to the state legislature. Abby will shortly take on a campaign position.

This is interesting because an incumbent Dem can usually depend on the party Dems to close ranks.

Traffic Alert for Tomorrow Morning

Due to the funeral procession for Lt. Joe Szczerba tomorrow morning, I-95 North, from Route 141 to Exit 6 (Maryland Avenue) will be closed from 7:30 a.m. until 8:00 a.m. In addition, Route 141 South from Route 2 (Kirkwood Highway) to I-95 will be closed during this time. Once the funeral procession exits I-95, there will be intersection closures along Maryland Avenue, Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard, and Justison Street. Wilmington Police will be manning all of these intersections.

Given that these closures are occurring during rush hour, you should plan ahead and take alternate routes if you need to go to Wilmington tomorrow.

Why Does Rick Perry Hate America?

Remember all the hey in conservative circles a certain picture of Barack Obama not having his hand over his heart during the National Anthem during the 2008 Iowa primary. It was proof, according to them, that Barack Obama was not an American, or that he hated America, or something.

So conservatives, what does this picture prove:

Thursday Open Thread

A new Quinnipiac poll in Florida shows Rick Perry leading Mitt Romney 31% to 22%. Meanwhile, a new Suffolk University/7NEWS poll in New Hampshire shows Mitt Romney leading with 41%, followed by Ron Paul at 14%, Jon Huntsman at 10% and Rick Perry at 8%.

So Perry or Bachmann or Palin will win Iowa. Romney will win New Hampshire. Huntsman will drop out, as will Gingrich, Santorum, Cain, Johnson, and McCotter. The big 5 will continue to South Carolina, where either Perry or Palin will win. Romney will win Nevada. And then it comes down to Florida.

Eric Kleefeld reminds us what the Republican Party used to stand for, in 1860 and 1864:

[These] platforms inherited the Whig tradition of what were known at the time as “internal improvements” — government investment in infrastructure. For example, the platforms called for government to aid in the large project of constructing a transcontinental railroad, to improve rivers and harbors, and to have “a vigorous and just system of taxation” in order to ensure the payment of the national debt. The 1864 platform also declared: “Resolved, That foreign immigration, which in the past has added so much to the wealth, development of resources and increase of power to the nation, the asylum of the oppressed of all nations, should be fostered and encouraged by a liberal and just policy.”

Beau Biden, A HuffPo “Game Changer”

There is this crazy argument floating around that the bankers and money managers who drove the economy off a cliff (then got paid for it) should be investigated. There is the crazy antiquated notion out there that even rich people who indulge in criminal behavior should be investigated, arrested, come to trial, be judged, and face punishment. One of the people who is pushing that quaint notion is our own AG, Beau Biden.

Beau Biden, Attorney General of Delaware chimed in with reservations as well. “The events leading up to the mortgage crisis must be fully investigated, including origination and securitization practices, before any broad immunity is granted,” he said. “The American people deserve an investigation.” Pressure from the quick-let’s-settle-and-forget-it-all contingent has remained strong.