Palin Supporters Unphased By Palin’s Adultery & Cocain Use

It is all about context. Let’s break this down and you can see why Palin fans not only don’t mind that she did blow and black guys – but welcome the news.

The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin… claims Palin was seen snorting cocaine off the top of a 55-gallon drum while snowmobiling with friends. It also alleges she smoked marijuana with a professor while at Mat-Su College in Alaska.

So the adultery… Gingrich helps out Palin here, because he first explained patriotic fucking to the idiot Republican masses. Palin supporters (all five of them) know that if Palin was fucking someone not named Todd Palin, there was a pretty goddamn good patriotic reason for it. Score: Palin 1 Haters 0

The cocaine use: “Mama Griz” was snorting the stuff off a 55 gallon drum of crude oil. It is clear that she is saying, “Listen up natural resources – you are my bitch!” This is a perfectly legitimate thumb in the eye of tree hugging fags from Berkley to wherever else tree hugging fags congregate.

She is a maverick, get it? This only embiggens her mythic status among stupid people.

18 thoughts on “Palin Supporters Unphased By Palin’s Adultery & Cocain Use

  1. aoine

    Why Ronnie? Having trouble with the whole virgin/whore concept?
    Or is it the “Mary Magdeline” magery you can’t get your head around?

  2. socialistic ben

    oh, ok. alleging an ex-beauty queen with no clear set of morals who; brazenly parades around her knocked-up daughter, her mentally handicapped son, and her blood lust for endangered species in order to attract the support of racist morons, who couldn’t even finnish her job is also an adultress coke-head is “garbage”, but the idea that a Harvard grad who was rasied in Kansas is a secret Muslim who has been bred from birth for the singular purpose of hurting white people is a perfectly reasonable question to ask.

  3. Geezer

    Well, Glen Rice says the part about him is true — though how he would remember a one-night stand with an Alaskan sportscaster about 25 years ago is so far unexplained.

  4. Truth Teller

    Can’t think of anything I could say that wouldn’t be X RATED so I won’t say a word

    Here I go I just couldn’t resist instead of Tax Cuts maybe it was DRILL BABY DRILL

  5. Rebecca

    Could have been a heartbeat away from the presidency. The GOP is all about elections and nothing to do with governing. Just ICK.

  6. Conservative

    Well nobody on your side cared that obama was doing blow and white guys (google Larry Sinclair) just 10 years ago.

  7. Geezer

    And nobody on your side hesitates to repeat it. Remember, yours is the side that brags about its morality.

  8. Aoine

    @Geezer – LOL

    @ Truth Teller – that was funny!

    @Xstryker – thats funny too

    @puck – maybe she BIT, half-way thru

    talented group we have here……

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