God Vulnerable To Election Challenge
PPP Polls polled 928 voters and found that God may be vulnerable to an election challenge.
Though not the most popular figure PPP has polled, if God exists, voters are prepared to give it good marks. Voters approve of God’s performance by 52-9 margin, making God about as popular as Murdock is unpopular. When asked to evaluate God on some of the issues it is responsible for, voters give God its best rating on creating the universe, 71-5. They also approve of its handling of the animal kingdom 56-11, and even its handling of natural disasters 50-13. Young voters are prepared to be more critical of God on natural disasters with those 18-29 rating it 59 26 compared to 47-12 among those over 65.
Those are only so-so numbers for an incumbent. Obviously voters think God’s best works are behind her. It is quite difficult for a challenger to beat such a long time incumbent but a charismatic challenger could give God a run for Her money.
God needs to pay more attention to the middle. Also, I think her inner circle is not doing her any favors.
God has called both Michelle Bachmann and Rick Perry to run for the Presidency. I think He has been drunk dialing again. He is clearly going through a difficult moment in His eternal life.