Naughty Boy Senator to Resign

Sen. John Ensign, who was caught screwing around with a campaign aide and then arranged for said aide’s husband to get some lobbying business, is reportedly going to resign.

So, how many upright, Christian, family-values Republicans does this make in the past 5 years that have been forced from office?

7 Comments

  1. skippertee

    22 month investigation?
    They sure earn their reputation as a deliberative body on this case.
    What a cesspool the Senate’s become.

  2. Rosemary_Woods_Right_Foot

    He reportedly said “I want to spend more time with one of my families”.

  3. Naughty Boy???!!! If Ensign fell into a pond they’d be skimming sleaze off the surface for weeks. He gives me the creeps.

  4. skippertee

    Don’t forget “Diaper” Dan Vitter cajun.

  5. Well, if DAVID Vitter fell into a pond he wouldn’t drown. Hell no, as we say on the bayous “S**t floats.” To prove the point, the dapper-diaper man is still in his seat. He has the support of the other ‘floaters’ while Ensign was cut loose and set adrift to fend for himself. Buh-bye…

  6. skippertee

    I hurd Boudreax made him an over size potty chair for his fish shack foolins aroun’,cajun.

  7. skippertee

    An’ ol’ Ensign, he lower than a cottonmouths’ armpit,cajun.

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