Tornoe’s Toon: Christine Can’t Write and Dance at the Same Time
Cross-posted on Delaware Punchline
Unfortunately, everyone’s favorite non-witch Christine O’Donnell is not going to be part of next season’s “Dancing With The Stars,” due mainly to the fact that she can’t dance and write at the same time. Unfortunate, b/c they had the perfect dance partner for her…
From her PAC:
I’m honored to have been invited to participate in one of the few uplifting TV shows out there. The physical challenge made it all the more appealing. Meeting challenges head-on makes us stronger. Yet, for now, I have another challenge before me; to complete a book that tells the story of the 2010 election cycle with the dignity and respect it deserves.
Speaking of her PAC, she’s soliciting money in order to fund her cross-country speaking tour, enabling her to travel from Coast to Coast and “counter attack [her] opponents and bring the battle to them.” No word on how much of her PAC money she’ll use to pay her mortgage and her Zappos’ bills.
Tags: Christine O'Donnell, Christine PAC, Dancing with the Stars
I want to see the letter from the producers of DWTS inviting her to be on the show. Until then, I assume that this invitation only exists in her imagination.
On the floor of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go, go
With the record selection
And the mirror’s reflection
I’m dancing with myself
When there’s no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I’m dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there’s nothing to lose
And there’s nothing to prove
I’ll be dancing with myself