Christine-isms
So these are just from memory.
“America is one of the most free places in the country.”
That one is worthy of Dan Quayle and W.
“I have never raised taxes and I never will.”
She meant to say that she never “paid” taxes and never will. I wish I could say I thought that up myself, but the credit goes to Shirley Vandever on Facebook. Further, she has never been in a position to raise taxes, and never will.
“I’ve been busy. I haven’t even had the time to do my laundry!”
In an answer about Israel, at the Jewish Community Center. Prim and proper little old Jewish ladies around me look enraged at that answer.
“Our best foreign policy should be we win, they lose.”
So America must vanquish or destroy all other countries. Not THAT is a foreign policy.
“I want to place troops on our Southern and Northern borders.”
Canada is now a threat to America, even though Canada is Glen Urquhart’s idea of all that is good and holy in this world.
And I am sure I will find more after looking at the WDEL clips.
Love it. Great work DD and UI.
I know another unelectable idiot that Democrats would crush because he said fucked up shit. His name was George Bush.
But…yeah. Holy shit. This is hilarious. Castle has to be thinking, WTF?
““Our best foreign policy should be we win, they lose.”
I once heard her say in a radio interview (back when Bush was President) that we should “nuke” rebellious cities in Iraq. Some areas in Iraq were resisting the US occupation.
Did any of these gems make it to the News Journal?
My favorite was…
I could have been doing national media but I chose to come here. (this is paraphrased from memory)
Talk about egotistical. I have a feeling O’Donnell will be defeated by her ego. She’s definitely gotten a swelled head from all the attention.
Yes, the “I’ve been busy, I haven’t had time to do my laundry” line got an audible groan and disparaging remark from a vocal wingnut O’Donnell supporter near me. He uttered “pity party.”
DD,
When we’ve collected more, you should post this at dkos.
The America and free country line wasn’t in there, but the rest were. Well, the line about the troops I don’t recall exactly, but they did write about her desire to turn our borders into Israel-Palestine. Gotta keep all those crazy Canadians out of Buffalo.
I think the national media will soon realize they have their new Michelle Bachmann.
Yeah, build the fence so those crazy Canadians don’t go looking for jobs with Carl Paladino.
“Yeah, build the fence so those crazy Canadians don’t go looking for jobs with Carl Paladino.”
Paladino needs to come clean on whether he will be allowing illegal Canadians to learn personal hygiene at his Adirondack interment facility.
American taxpayers should not have to subsidize Canadians brushing their teeth.
are you guys deaf? This is the most retarded blog on the face of the earth. You guys really think you are funny. Cute.
Clever retort. Asshole.
You missed the one where she said they should raise the Social security retirement age because Valerie Bertinelli looked so hot on the cover of AARP magazine. I swear to God.
Also when she included “low taxation” as a “founding principle” of our nation.
Good one, heragain. Yes that was quite funny.