Impossible to Satirize the GOP

Filed in National by on September 15, 2010

Back in my blogging days I might have written something like this:

Prediction: Fox News runs 7 straight weeks of investigative stories documenting the facts of Chris Coons’ record; that he is more evil than Hitler, more brutal than Stalin, more committed to global socialism than Che Guevara, and two times scarier than Malcolm X and Malcolm-Jamal Warner put together.

I wouldn’t write that now.

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  1. Joe Cass says:

    Chris Coons perfected his rifling skills on a grassy knoll. Chris Coons read Machiavelli to a young Austrian painter. Chris Coons enslaved the Israelites. Chris Coons caused a flood. Chris Coons made all the amoeba flee the primordial sludge. Chris Coons spurned the Infinite.
    And all I got religion is in my politics.

  2. a. price says:

    chris coons stole my lolly pop.

  3. Joe Cass says:

    @a.price ain’t sucking teabags and we’re talking a wost wolly!

  4. Venus says:

    Here, let me help. GOPissed off.

  5. jason330 says:

    Chris Coons punched a baby in the face.

  6. skippertee says:

    Chris Coons removes mattress tags.

  7. skippertee says:

    Chris Coons was the second gunman.

  8. skippertee says:

    Chris Coons is hiding Osama bin Laden in his basement.

  9. skippertee says:

    Chris Coons’ middle name is Rack.

  10. Brian Shields says:

    Chris Coons kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.

  11. xstryker says:

    Chris Coons convinced Amy Winehouse to do crack, Britney Spears to have children, and FOX to cancel Firefly.