Republican policies in 3 words

Filed in National by on May 11, 2010

Republican Energy Policy: Spill, Baby, Spill!
Republican Regulatory Policy: For Bedrooms Only
Republican Finance Policy: Crash and Bubble
Republican Foreign Policy: Loot and Holler
Republican Education Policy: Cash for Flunkers
Republican Tax Policy: Big Billionaire Bonanza

Think up some more in the comments.

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X Stryker is also the proprietor of the currently-dormant poll analysis blog Election Inspection.

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  1. I can’t take credit for this one because I saw it on Twitter: Republicans want to shrink the government small enough to fit into your uterus.

  2. a.price says:

    climate: We don’t care

  3. xstryker says:

    Oh, how could I forget:
    Republican Health Policy: Don’t Get Sick

  4. xstryker says:

    Republican Racial Policy: White Makes Right

  5. xstryker says:

    Republican Agriculture Policy: Maintain Monsanto Monopoly

  6. a.price says:

    too easy…
    Republican strategy for minority advancement…. all together now…
    “NO YOU CANT!”

  7. anon says:

    it’s all mine

  8. bamboozer says:

    I Got Mine

  9. Mrs XStryker says:

    OOOH I got one! “Not My Problem”

  10. P.Schwartz says:

    Information is a Distraction.

    ooops, my bad, that’s an Obama quote, not the GOP

  11. anon says:

    “I’m not gay”

  12. Geezer says:

    It’s also four words, moran.

  13. xstryker says:

    Republican Media Policy: Truth is Bias

  14. anon says:

    War Is Peace

  15. delacrat says:

    Republican Military Service: Got Other Plans

  16. anon says:

    Rentboy Dot Com

  17. a. nonny says:

    win, anon.

  18. Brooke says:

    Republican morality :For Other People

    Republican property rights: Only for Rich

  19. jason330 says:

    What me worry?

  20. Pretty much everything: Not My Problem

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