Republican policies in 3 words
May 11th, 2010 • Related • Filed Under
By xstryker
Republican Energy Policy: Spill, Baby, Spill!
Republican Regulatory Policy: For Bedrooms Only
Republican Finance Policy: Crash and Bubble
Republican Foreign Policy: Loot and Holler
Republican Education Policy: Cash for Flunkers
Republican Tax Policy: Big Billionaire Bonanza
Think up some more in the comments.
Comment by Unstable Isotope on 11 May 2010 at 10:29 am:
I can’t take credit for this one because I saw it on Twitter: Republicans want to shrink the government small enough to fit into your uterus.
Comment by a.price on 11 May 2010 at 10:37 am:
climate: We don’t care
Comment by xstryker on 11 May 2010 at 10:38 am:
Oh, how could I forget:
Republican Health Policy: Don’t Get Sick
Comment by xstryker on 11 May 2010 at 10:39 am:
Republican Racial Policy: White Makes Right
Comment by xstryker on 11 May 2010 at 10:44 am:
Republican Agriculture Policy: Maintain Monsanto Monopoly
Comment by a.price on 11 May 2010 at 11:37 am:
too easy…
Republican strategy for minority advancement…. all together now…
“NO YOU CANT!”
Comment by anon on 11 May 2010 at 11:58 am:
it’s all mine
Comment by bamboozer on 11 May 2010 at 1:09 pm:
I Got Mine
Comment by Mrs XStryker on 11 May 2010 at 1:27 pm:
OOOH I got one! “Not My Problem”
Comment by P.Schwartz on 11 May 2010 at 1:53 pm:
Information is a Distraction.
ooops, my bad, that’s an Obama quote, not the GOP
Comment by anon on 11 May 2010 at 2:03 pm:
“I’m not gay”
Comment by Geezer on 11 May 2010 at 2:04 pm:
It’s also four words, moran.
Comment by xstryker on 11 May 2010 at 2:09 pm:
Republican Media Policy: Truth is Bias
Comment by anon on 11 May 2010 at 2:13 pm:
War Is Peace
Comment by delacrat on 11 May 2010 at 2:20 pm:
Republican Military Service: Got Other Plans
Comment by anon on 11 May 2010 at 3:51 pm:
Rentboy Dot Com
Comment by a. nonny on 11 May 2010 at 3:56 pm:
win, anon.
Comment by Brooke on 11 May 2010 at 4:00 pm:
Republican morality :For Other People
Republican property rights: Only for Rich
Comment by jason330 on 11 May 2010 at 5:55 pm:
What me worry?
Comment by Unstable Isotope on 11 May 2010 at 7:50 pm:
Pretty much everything: Not My Problem