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John Mayer’s Penis

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Singer-songwriter John Mayer did an interview with Playboy magazine recently that he may have wished he didn’t do:

“My d–k is sort of like a white supremacist,” Mayer went on. “I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f—in David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my d–k.”

Oh my.

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9 Comments

  1. nemski
    February 10, 2010,

    John Mayer has a penis. That in itself is news.

  2. cassandra_m
    February 10, 2010,

    This is a Really Weird post, UI. I’m guessing that the maraschino cherry reinforcements have arrived….;)

  3. Unstable Isotope
    February 10, 2010,

    I just thought it was something interesting/amusing to entertain while we’re all trapped in our houses.

  4. anon
    February 10, 2010,

    You were wrong

  5. cassandra_m
    February 10, 2010,

    I just wanted to know if you topped off the maraschino supply, really. 🙂

    I know John Mayer’s name and that is about it. And given that interview, I’m sorta glad of that.

  6. Brian Shields
    February 10, 2010,

    I find it interesting that he thinks he is racist because he only gets wood for white girls. I mean, everyone has their certain attractions, but thinking you are racist because of a lack of sexual diversity is hardly a reason to force yourself to date women he doesnnt find attractive.

  7. Delaware Dem
    February 10, 2010,

    Anon just made me laugh hysterically. Well played anon. Hahahaha.

    Yeah, I don’t think Mayer is a racist because he is only sexually attractive to, or only has sex with, white girls.

  9. Another Mike
    February 11, 2010,

    Apparently, his body is a wonderland.

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