John Mayer’s Penis
February 10th, 2010 • Related • Filed Under
By Unstable Isotope
“My d–k is sort of like a white supremacist,” Mayer went on. “I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f—in David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my d–k.”
Oh my.
Comment by nemski on 10 February 2010 at 4:22 pm:
John Mayer has a penis. That in itself is news.
Comment by cassandra_m on 10 February 2010 at 4:27 pm:
This is a Really Weird post, UI. I’m guessing that the maraschino cherry reinforcements have arrived….;)
Comment by Unstable Isotope on 10 February 2010 at 4:56 pm:
I just thought it was something interesting/amusing to entertain while we’re all trapped in our houses.
Comment by anon on 10 February 2010 at 5:09 pm:
You were wrong
Comment by cassandra_m on 10 February 2010 at 5:38 pm:
I just wanted to know if you topped off the maraschino supply, really.
I know John Mayer’s name and that is about it. And given that interview, I’m sorta glad of that.
Comment by Brian Shields on 10 February 2010 at 7:01 pm:
I find it interesting that he thinks he is racist because he only gets wood for white girls. I mean, everyone has their certain attractions, but thinking you are racist because of a lack of sexual diversity is hardly a reason to force yourself to date women he doesnnt find attractive.
Comment by Delaware Dem on 10 February 2010 at 8:25 pm:
Anon just made me laugh hysterically. Well played anon. Hahahaha.
Yeah, I don’t think Mayer is a racist because he is only sexually attractive to, or only has sex with, white girls.
Comment by Unstable Isotope on 10 February 2010 at 9:43 pm:
Read the rest of the interview. Mayer comes off very badly.
Comment by Another Mike on 11 February 2010 at 11:55 am:
Apparently, his body is a wonderland.