Check Out My Family Values
A PPP poll released last night showed family values teabagger candidate Scott Brown ahead in the MA-Sen special election. While Democrats wring their hands and try to work up some enthusiasm in their electorate, this picture that Scott Brown did for Cosmopolitan resurfaced:
Brown was just 22 when he won Cosmo’s “America’s Sexiest Man” competition. Cosmo wrote that “adorably sexy” Brown likes “slinky girls” and that he wasn’t shy about taking his clothes off. “I’m not ashamed of my body,” Brown told Cosmo. “I work hard enough to keep it in shape. When you go to the beach, you automatically seek out the best bodies, female and male. Why should it be different in a magazine?” Upon reading the full spread, girls will discover that Brown, a self-described patriot, is someone they should want to “snuggle over the longer haul.” (I’m thinking campaign slogans here─”Brown: A Senator You Can Snuggle.”) A law student at Boston College at the time, Brown said he intended to put his $1,000 prize toward his tuition.
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Tags: Family Values, MA-Sen
Wow, UI, amazing where your ‘research’ takes you…
If Scott Brown and Sarah Palin had a baby, and that baby had sex with a baby cloned from Ronald Reagan’s nut sack cells (which we all know are kept in a secret fridge in Yorba Linda California) – that would be the perfect Republican candidate for President of the United States.
Well, I’m looking to see how far Log Cabin Republican money can take him.
repukes DO pride themselves on being more attractive than dems. Just compare Barbara Bush to Michelle Obama…
U.I.
Great research! I can always count on DL to elevate the discussion. ;o)
I think this is a little more indicative of Brown’s character:
Q: “Mr. Brown – do you wear boxers or briefs?”
A: “No.
At the assembly in King Phillip’s High School auditorium, State Senator Brown called each student out, one by one,
He will get along fine with Carper in the Senate. It is hard to find on the Internet now, but Governor Carper once famously screamed at a bunch of grade school kids to “shut up.”
The kids were so traumatized they all grew up to be teabaggers.
Moderate Repuke Dede Scozzafavas everywhere are eagerly awaiting being teabagged by this guy.
Anon 11:16 – He shoots, he scores!
anon 11:22 – As I recall it was Townsend Elm and Carper was calling out the teachers for not having prepared the students to kiss his powdered ass.
Will anyone from the press actually ask him about either of these things?
BTW, when I label many politicians as ‘preening narcissists”, I never actually thought about any of them posing nude (well, except for that weird nightmare featuring Nancy Cook singing the O’Jays’ “For the Love of Money” at this strip karaoke joint…). But, if the fig leaf fits…
We can’t afford to lose this seat. Progressives NEED that Massachusetts Senate seat. Arkansas and Nebraska? We can lose that. Massachusetts? FUCK NO. Coakley better get the GOTV in full gear. She needs to talk EFCA – get the unions motivated. Talk about student debt and get the University people behind her. Stop slacking!
A new poll show Coakley ahead by 15%.
A Boston Globe poll shows Coakley ahead 50%-35%.
Apparently you can’t argue on the issues so your only recourse is the usual name calling smear campaign. Why don’t you people clean up your own corrupt back yard first. You’re pathetic.
Was that comment in support of Scott “Birthday Suit” Brown? I could not tell.
It was a general observation because it happens every time you’re against someone or disagree with someone. It makes you look like total idiots.
kind of like pretending to be a family values teabagger after having posed nude? or been a sex symbol? like Mrs California pretending to be a good christian girl after a boob job, and a solo sex tape. Its really only a matter of tim before Palin’s sex tape comes out. Lets hear it for the real america! BTW, the right does it too. attack the birth certificate, call them a communist….. try to turn not being christian into a bad thing… then call someone not a christian. you don’t have a leg to stand on. We point out hypocrisy.. the lunatic right just makes crap up. fail
Wow! He’s hot! That was 27 years ago and he still looks as good.
I good looking, young, unmarried man wants to get naked, particularly in soft porn Cosmo, go for it. He didn’t show more than one would see at the beach. I love how Dems. only use family-values as a curse word. Now if Ted had taken his clothes off instead of killing a girl, I would have had way more respect for him.
Finally the people of Mass. are beginning to wake up.