Just For Fun
In Brit Hume’s latest attempt to justify his proselytizing, replace the word Christian with Muslim and Jesus Christ with Allah.
And my sense of that Tiger is that he needs something that Christianity, especially provides and gives and offers and that is redemption and forgiveness and I was really meaning to say in those comments yesterday more about Christianity than I was about anything else. I mentioned the Buddhism only because his mother is a Buddhist and he has apparently said that he is a Buddhist. I’m not sure how seriously he practices that. But I think… I think that Jesus Christ offers Tiger Woods something that Tiger Woods apparently needs.
Wasn’t that fun?




Comment by Scott P on 5 January 2010 at 4:42 pm:
The only way that Jesus Christ offers Tiger what he apparently needs is if “Jesus Christ” is the most inappropriate stripper name EVER!
Comment by liberalgeek on 5 January 2010 at 4:52 pm:
I think he is a male, hispanic dancer married to a Florida politician.
Comment by pandora on 5 January 2010 at 5:03 pm:
You guys are so burning!
Comment by cassandra_m on 5 January 2010 at 5:05 pm:
General JC Christian provided an amusing translation of Hume’s rationalization in a retweet:
Comment by A. price on 5 January 2010 at 6:52 pm:
How can you diss Buddhism? seriously. Brit Hume is an ass hole. I hope he reincarnates as syphilis.
Comment by Puzzler on 5 January 2010 at 6:59 pm:
Brit is attracted to Christianity particularly because of Jesus’ compassion toward prostitutes.
In this sense, his message to Tiger is sort of, one whore to another.
Comment by Unstable Isotope on 5 January 2010 at 7:58 pm:
I would bet a lot of money that what Brit Hume knows about Buddhism probably fills a thimble.
Comment by A. price on 5 January 2010 at 7:59 pm:
Brit likes christianity for the total lack of responsibility. This, of course is not a real part of a peaceful and pretty decent faith. But, Brit is one of those “C” street christinistas who use it as a weapon, or excuse.
Comment by anonanonanonanon on 5 January 2010 at 8:23 pm:
Interesting enough, Brit Hume’s son allegedly had a homosexual affair with a Republican congressman. Hume’s son committed suicide back in ‘98. Just saying.
Comment by donviti on 5 January 2010 at 9:36 pm:
I always assumed Tiger was black. I never knew he was Buddhist. Next people will tell me we are a secular nation too