Red Alert.

Filed in National by on December 7, 2009

A rip in the space time continium is imminent.

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) is set to meet Sarah Palin tonight, Minnesota Public Radio reports.

Palin is in Minnesota today for her book tour, and is scheduled to attend a private fundraiser where Bachmann will also be showing up. “I hope I can get a book and maybe get it signed,” Bachmann told reporters.

We must prevent this. Such a collision of two immensely narcissistic yet unbelievably stupid individuals will create a vortex of stupid that would swallow our planet whole.

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  1. What happens when 2 vacuums meet?

  2. liberalgeek says:

    And here Ross Perot thought that the giant sucking sound was jobs going to Mexico.

  3. nemski says:

    So many jokes, so little time.

  4. Rebecca says:

    I am totally loving “a vortex of stupid”. May I use that DD?

  5. cassandra m says:

    Have we considered that the Vortex of Stupid may be the Rapture that they all so long for?

  6. Miscreant says:

    “What happens when 2 vacuums meet?”

    An awesome three-way?

  7. A. price says:

    CAT-FIGHT!!!!!!!! I really hope Al Franken is somewhere safe. Can you imagine those 2 trying to upstage each other on the crazy scale? I’m pretty sure they could generate and set loose a fairly large angry mob. Let us pray WallMart isn’t having a pitch fork sale.

  8. Progressive Mom says:

    All they need is Anne Coulter to moderate the discussion, and its FlufferNutter Heaven.

  9. kavips says:

    Right now Al is on the floor of the Senate with this remark…

    “Time and time again the U. S Supreme Court has ruled that every women in this nation has the constitutional right to an abortion… It is her right… It is therefore the duty of every American to insure that right is neither mandated… or prohibited… “

  10. Geezer says:

    Maybe one of our scientists could tell us what happens when anti-matter and doesn’t-matter meet…

  11. Sounds like a dream night.

  12. Unbiased American says:

    And kavips — nothing in the Stupak Amendment and its Senate analog will prohibit abortion. It will, however, prevent the government from forcing Americans from being mandated to pay for it.

  13. anonone says:

    Talk to me when they “prevent the government from forcing Americans from being mandated to pay” for war.

  14. anon says:

    Like I said last week, there is increased chatter on Capitol Hill about a possible “ping-ponging” of the Senate health care bill. The senate would pass its health care bill, send it to the House and the House would be asked to pass it with no changes and send it directly to the president.

    That limits the options of congressional critics and other obstructionists.

    “It’s the only scenario by which we could actually get this whole thing done before the New Year.”

    Count on it.

  15. A. price says:

    “Sounds like a dream night.” – RD

    i dont think he is kidding guys. the event is currently being broadcast live on republican porn channels

  16. In David’s dreamworld, where do they put the internment camps?

  17. Joanne Christian says:

    A1–No lie-I knew a physician, who as a practicing, observant Quaker withheld from his taxes what he thought was going to defense, and matched it as contribution elsewhere. That was the early ’80s, and I have no idea how audits went, as I was transferred and lost contact from our remote site. At that time though he had done such for several years.

  18. I think the internmint camps were a Democrat invention. This is from the party of the Trail of Tears, the long walk, slavery, and segregation.

  19. A. P is right. The only thing that would make it better would be the event moderated by Megan Kelly with a panel consisting of Melissa Hart,Star Parker, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and Monica Crowley asking the questions.

  20. cassandra_m says:

    Michele Malkin has written a book defending the internment camps — a thing that no Democrat would do. And you’ve already been given better information on the slavery thing, but hey, just look at the place where repubs still have a stronghold — the Civil War South. And certainly Democrats are not having the kind of issues with minority voters that the GOP does — but then Democrats do not default to the most bigoted positions and then try to hide them as ‘principles’.

  21. A. price says:

    RD, you are making me gag.

  22. xusumo says:

    To Joanne: Saw an Indy film where a couple in New England withheld taxes in proportion to funding “Desert Storm”. Their house was taken away by the Feds. The neighbors held a protest for more than a year which were joined from time to time by some notable activists such as Pete Seeger.

  23. nemski says:

    UA wrote And kavips — nothing in the Stupak Amendment and its Senate analog will prohibit abortion. It will, however, prevent the government from forcing Americans from being mandated to pay for it.

    Again you’re wrong.

  24. xstryker says:

    The Hyde Amendment already prevents that. The Stupak Amendment forces women to buy separate insurance riders for abortion – which is very close to a spousal consent law.