White House Turkey Pardon

1. Republican David

   November 25, 2009, 10:22 am

   Kill it. don’t be scared; it’s food.

2. Unignorant Lawyer

   November 25, 2009, 11:32 am

   Don’t let Sarah Palin near it.

3. G Rex

   November 25, 2009, 1:08 pm

   Not only was the turkey given a pardon, but the Attorney General is launching an investigation into charges that the turkey was mistreated while in captivity, and the President has ordered that the turkey detention facility be closed by 2011.

4. Unignorant Lawyer

   November 25, 2009, 3:16 pm

   In a surprise move, the Attorney General has decided that all claims of war acts committed by the turkey will be tried in Federal Court. This is seen as a slap in the face to the Bush Administration, and has caused outrage amongst both of the remaining members of the ‘inner-core’ GOP.

5. Miscreant

   November 25, 2009, 5:35 pm

   This particular turkey should have been more appropriately named ‘Indecision’.

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