Breaking! New Compromising Carrie Prejean Footage! Here! Now!

November 17th, 2009 • Related • Filed Under
By El Somnambulo

This goes back to when she first ‘found the Lord’. Hadn’t even dyed her hair blonde yet, although the boobs might already have been altered. I’d require a closer inspection to either confirm or deny.

This footage has been under court-ordered seal, and sitting in the vault of a television production company . You know, the one that produces that Saturday night guilty pleasure that you hate to admit you watch.

Due to my contacts in both the music and entertainment industries, I have finally unearthed this exclusive video. In the public interest, I now, at some risk to myself, make this available to you:

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You’re welcome.

There Are 9 Responses So Far. »

  1. Comment by wikwox on 17 November 2009 at 1:01 pm:

    “Due to my contacts in both the music and entertainment industries,”
    Playin’ the Blue Parrot, eh?

  2. Comment by Disemvoweled troll: Delaware Patriot on 17 November 2009 at 1:03 pm:

    http://www.dlwrlbrlscks.wrdprss.cm

    rd th trth

  3. Comment by V on 17 November 2009 at 1:07 pm:

    so there is now a blog, devoted to picking apart each individual entry of another blog?

    amazing.

  4. Comment by cassandra_m on 17 November 2009 at 1:25 pm:

    V — it has to be another blog, since Delaware Patriot knows from vast experience that his weak shit won’t survive over here.

  5. Comment by Unstable Isotope on 17 November 2009 at 1:27 pm:

    Some people have too much time on their hands, obviously.

  6. Comment by El Somnambulo on 17 November 2009 at 1:30 pm:

    Wikwox wrote:

    “Due to my contacts in both the music and entertainment industries,” Playin’ the Blue Parrot, eh?”

    Actually, my TV remote keeps me in close contact with both the music AND entertainment industries…

  7. Comment by MJ on 17 November 2009 at 3:11 pm:

    Delaware “Patriot” is a wanker.

  8. Comment by Progressive Mom on 17 November 2009 at 3:27 pm:

    I might find it flattering if someone dedicated an entire website to bashing mine.

    Must mean I was having a positive impact.

  9. Comment by pandora on 17 November 2009 at 3:43 pm:

    Guess we got game. ;-)