Here is something we have not tried in a while. I guess the summer slowdown and talk of identity have put me the mood to put on my casting director’s hat.
Me > I’m hoping for Ron Livingston but will probably be played by Oliver Platt.
Mike Castle > Steve Buscemi
Tom Carper > James Woods
Liberalgeek > John Favreau (SP?)
Donviti > Vince Vaughn
Delaware Dem > Mark Walhberg
Mike Mathews > Jarred from Subway
Tommywonk > Gregory Peck
Help me fill out the list. I’m not as great at casting women. The only part I’ve filled so far is KWS.
KWS > A photo of KWS from 1980
RSmitty -> Ben Stiller: I want to be funny, I try to be funny, but only bad shit happens…hilarity ensues.
Using other characters, not actors…
Mike P -> Supreme Chancellor Palpatine
J O -> Anakin Skywalker (does Palpatine’s bidding via loyalty and ultimately…)
Evan Q -> Originally Darth Maul, but recast as Count Dooku (loyal to Palpatine, does bidding for greater gain, but only to ultimately be betrayed in favor of deeper loyalty of Skywalker)
Me -> Obi-Wan (insists there is good in all, to a fault of death, and can be quite annoying with insistance in making points)
Geek -> R2D2…dude, you’re a techno-geek with all the cool gadgets, what can I say?
DV -> C3P0, no real reason other than you both are huge clutzes when trying to do simple things, such as walking.
nemski -> Jedi Knight Ki-Adi-Mundi. Just because. Maybe it’s the facial hair (and the whiteness of it), who knows.
That’s all for now. Gotta do real work.
pandora –> Sandra Bullock
Cassandra –> Angela Bassett
Maria Evans –> Jennifer Lopez
me –> Angelina Jolie, of course
Smitty,
Who’s Darth Maul?
Smitty, Who’s Darth Maul?
*sigh* such a divide among the genders when it comes to real movies! 😉
Darth Maul. He was the original apprentice of Darth Siddius (Palpatine), doing his more evil bidding. Even I thought that was a little too misplaced.
Actually I know who Darth Maul is. Why did you assume this is a gender thing? Anyway, I worded the question ambiguously. I meant, which DE blogosphere-ite is Darth Maul. To describe – Darth Maul is evil and scary but gets his butt kicked in the end. Who would that be?
Liberalgeek > John Favreau
Only if Kevin James is not available.
Mike W. – Pauly Shore
Tom S. – Rob Schneider
Hube – Gilbert Gottfried
Why did you assume this is a gender thing?
😆 Because I always get, “that is such a guy thing” when it comes to sets like Star Wars or Star Trek. Really, it’s a nicer way of saying, “You know, these are movies for adolecents!”
As far as the casting, I was assigning the character to the “real” blogosphere name. I kind of twisted Jason’s request for effect. I originally was giving EQ the Darth Maul role, but then recast him into Dooku, for I see his end-game not from getting his ass kicked, but rather from a diabolical plot.
Like I said about myself in the second comment:
RSmitty -> Ben Stiller: I want to be funny, I try to be funny, but only bad shit happens…hilarity ensues.
Mike W. – Pauly Shore
Pauly Shore with a gun?!
Donviti is an awesome choice!!!
Hube – Gilbert Gottfried
lmao
Maria Evans –> Jennifer Lopez
bootylicious
Actually I know who Darth Maul is. Why did you assume this is a gender thing?
because it’s STAR WARS FOR PETE’S SAKE
Me –> Kevin Spacey
RWR –> Slim Pickens (in his roles in Dr. Stangelove and Blazzing Saddles)
The same person would play the whole cast of DL…
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.jansworld.net/images/unknown%2520comic.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.jansworld.net/billy_hill/bag_lady_lisa_page.htm&usg=__sqXWc5xg1PD_c4Xb3nelrQDkQRU=&h=955&w=746&sz=46&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=wz2qFr2pwq0XLM:&tbnh=148&tbnw=116&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dunknown%2Bcomedian%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1G1GGLQ_ENUS314%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1
Who’s Chewbacca?
Chewie might be me.
LOL, I’m sure DV thinks he’s Han Solo.
Jason330 -> Quisling (character from history)
Teabaggers – extras in zombie makeup
Whatever Nemski. For you we’ll need someone who never posts real posts and then laments that fact that DL is lacking in real posts.
Me: Alan Ruck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alan_Ruck.JPG
Awesome actor who often ends up in bit parts. Best remembered as Cameron Frye, Ferris’s best friend from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
OK, did I miss a string of posts or comments that would cause a correlation of jason330 to Quisling (or the term Quisling, thanks to the actions of Quisling)?
: nemski slowly moves hand from the left to the right in front of RSmitty :
There’s nothing going on here. You can move on.
I want to be played by Camryn Mannheim – but she has to cut her hair shorter….
“”If I am presented with the choice of a rice cake or tiramisu, I know that Ms. Smith would so desperately want me to choose that rice cake … But that’s not living. That’s merely existing. And I want to live in a world with tiramisu.””
Jason – Dick Cheney