What type of liberal are you?

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Your Liberal Breed: Social Justice Crusader

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

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  1. From Pine View Farm » What Kind of Liberal Are You? | December 2, 2008
  1. jason330 says:

    I am a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme

    Interesting because I’ve taken this kind of test before and found out I was a Quaker.

  2. Scason Jott says:

    You are SuperLiberal. You can empower yourself to put words in other people’s mouths and thoughts in their heads. You can even empower yourself to write the history of things that never happened. Go on witcha bad self.

    Wow. That’s amazingly accurate.

  3. liz says:

    Peace Patroller! Totally accurate.

  4. Joe M says:

    Your Liberal Breed: Reality-Based Intellectualist

    You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

    You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.

    You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

    You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

    You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

  5. jason330 says:

    Poor Dave.

  6. jason330 says:

    Are you a secret Lutheran?

  7. You are a Social Justice Crusader…

    sounds right.

  8. Art Downs says:

    As a perfect Liberal, you attend a rally in favor of late term abortions in the morning, one in favor of ‘gun control’ in the afternoon, and spend the evening with candles, protesting the execution of a violent thug.

  9. nemski says:

    I am The Social Justice Crusader.

  10. Unstable Isotope says:

    Heh. I’m a New Left Hipster. Who knew?

  11. Dana Garrett says:

    I’m a working class warrior.

  12. Rod says:

    Dang – Donhusseinsquishviti,

    Hmmmmmmm, and I thought people hated me because of my sexuality. Oh well! The truth eventually comes out.

    You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

  13. h. says:

    Dorks.

  14. P.I. says:

    I’m lovin’ it!

    “You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.”

  15. Omar Little says:

    I’m a Reality-Based Intellectualist as well. But I am still willing to throw down if any of you name-callers are man enough to meet me in the street.

  16. Von Cracker says:

    h. // Dec 2, 2008 at 8:43 am

    Dorks.

    Must be the site’s response if conservatives use it.

    Thanks for the info, h.!

    Mega-dildos, OxyWhore!

  17. Von Cracker says:

    BTW – I’m a New Left Hipster! Claro.

  18. Susan Regis Collins says:

    Count me a ‘SJC’….Nemski wanna start a club :)?

  19. X Stryker says:

    Hey it screwed up my paste. Anyway, I’m a Reality-Based Intellectual, of course.

  20. R Smitty says:

    Alright, finally logging in from home, I gave this a shot:

    Your Liberal Breed: Social Justice Crusader

    You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

  21. R Smitty says:

    To be fair, I linked over to the conservative quiz. Keep in mind the narrow scope of the questions (gunslinger? me? riiiggghhht):

    Your Conservative Breed: Anti-government Gunslinger

    You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”